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He sure loves filming Ashley Cole.

Who are you planning to shoot? BluesMaster or Van Der Wiel?

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Trolling is meant to be hostile in nature and that nature is to convince someone false information is true. An example is to convince a technophobe to delete their Window's folder 'System 32'. If deleted, the blue screen of death will be triggered. Do you really want a troll thread? I think you have trolling confused with flaming and spamming.

What's wrong with you? It's supposed to go Oscar - Mata. And you're supposed to be an Admin, gosh.

For a moment I thought we had signed Fernando Torres' brother á la Thorgan Hazard.

That I'll have you know, is the only photo I've ever taken of myself. I pride myself that I don't have any camwhoring photos on my Facebook. The only reason I took that photo is because I had been very sick that month and hadn't shaved in as long. I took it purely for a before and after effect.

I would keep Ferreira and Malouda. You can't buy their experience, even if they are featured less and less on the pitch, behind the scenes they could be doing a lot of work beneficial to the squad.

Fuck that, I'm too busy being elite against Chelsea and poor against every other club.

I thought Fabio was at QPR?

I belive it was more a circle jerk. I can't wait to see what position he is played in.

You mean he didn't score 32 goals against the MLS All Stars? Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. We are going to be relegated ot the Championship next season. Oh fuck, oh fuck, Oh fuck, oh fuck, Oh fuck, oh fuck, Oh fuck, oh fuk. West Ham will be the team to do it too, they'll send us down with a hattrick from Carlton Cole. FUUUUUCK

I hope I'm not the only one disturbed by the knowledge your exact post could be applied to Arsenal in 2004...

I hate it more when people complain about people complaining about people complaing about the team.

We have very good balance and choices in that area, it seems. We'll see if that turns out to be true very soon. Though, I must say I'm confident about the new boys. The might not gel together quickly but I'm sure it won't be long before they will be MOTM awards.

Thinking something like this ChouChou? LW: Hazard, Marin CAM: Hazard, Mata, Oscar RW: Hazard, Oscar, Marin

What the fuck are you raving on about? What do shirts have to do with this? All I was saying is that 'Oscar dos Santos' yields Google results while 'Oscar' doesn't. By the 'Hulk' does not yield results either.

I think it's got more to do with the fact that his name is really plain; "Oscar". Before Neymar was 'established' I bet googling his name would have yielded results.

The difference is that I have to google 'Oscar dos Santos' to get his Wikipedia article on the first results page. When I google just 'Oscar' I mainly get results about the Academy Awards. I just have to type 'Ramires' or 'Daivd Luiz' to get theirs...

Best kit in years. It still doesn't beat Umbro 03-05, though.

It's €10 Million upfront and about €10-€15 Million in future add-ons. That makes the deal look much smarter.

He does play on the right for Uruguay. He isn't great at it but he gets the job done. Personally I would hate to say Cavani bought and thrown on the RW, he is a CF first and foremost and that is where he should play. His talent seems wasted out wide.

Cavani plays on the right for Uraguay...

I thought we weren't allowed to do that. I thought that was one of the stipulations brought up in the spamming/derailment. I hate RVP. He scored a hat trick against us and showed his inner Nazi with his celebrations.