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Another German named Sebastian and another that plays for Frankfurt. Rode however is a B2B midfielder, similar to Bastian (almost Sebastian) Schweinsteiger if I'm not mistaken. 22 with a quite a few games already under his belt, not as many as Jung but still nothing to shake a stick at. This guy if very solid, great stamina, passing, defensive capabilities and if MIDFIELDER and god knows that Chelsea need some of those.

Jung isn't exactly a top priority being a RB. But I do believe he has the ability to play across the back four and even fill in as a DM. I could be very mistaken though. One of the outstanding performers for high flying Eintracht Frankfurt, Jung is another in a long line of fantastic and exciting young Germans. Only 22 but already has over 100 professional games under his belt and all for Frankfurt. A very solid utility?

The man formerly opposite Marco Reus. While Reus soaked up all the attention, Herrmann went about his businees marauding up the flanks. He has scored a couple of goals this season and is improving in a weakening Borussia Monchengladbach outfit. An actual proper winger much like Moses that can add an extra dynamic to Chelsea. He hasn't been capped by Germany yet, but this is Germany we are talking about...

What about Marco van Ginkel for the midfield? 20 years old with over 100 appearances for Vitesse and 1 cap for Oranje, so he a bit of experience notched up. Probably not the most ideal signing for most members (he is too young, will cramp up all the other youth prospects, DE BRUYNE OMG!!!, etc) but football is a funny sport and it's hard to predict youth. Playing for Vitesse practically makes him a Chelsea player anyway...

Have you seen anything from Aké on the international scence? How does he fair in the Jong Oranje?

@Amels, http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XxENzMAKiG

Carlo Ancellotti was a terrible manager and still is. They only thing he did was keep the stars all smiles and happy. It's hard to lose when Terry, Lampard, Drogba, Malouda, etc are having the best seasons of there careers.

Ill do an audio for you when I get home. Then you can judge yourself.

I love that quote because anyone that uses is doing all three of those things themself.

Damn I love Basel's kit. Really nice.

Well he has been working at a Clairefontaine somewhere amongst the frogs for ages now.

What the hell is wrong with this guy? He is a bloody different player just because of a nose mask.

Obviously not as much as 'Xbox 360'.

10/10

TRUE STORY When my mates and I were 15/16 we were at a party. Everyone got crazy drunk. One fellow in particular let us call him Woodster, had to be escorted home by his very drunk older brother. When they got back to the house Woodster's brother threw him on the floor and pulled out the contents of his wardrobe on top of him. Eventually Woodster woke up and stumbled around to a mate's house. He walks in and asks 'Where is the Xbox 360?' the mate replies 'What!? I don't own an Xbox. Fuck off.'. Woodster stumbles into the mate's sister's room and only says 'Xbox 360' to which she replies with 'Fuck it, get on'. So they proceed to have sex for less then a minute before Woodster is kicked off and told to piss off. The next day she said he was 'small but hard'. And he said she was 'dry as fuck'. To this day I'm surprised he could even get an erection.

What about Spike? I can turn the old ocker charm. NSFW WORKS EVERYTIME

Alonso is on his last legs methinks. He has been Mourinho's whipping boy for the last four years, doing everything and more. And he also loves Liverpool... Amazing player though.

I don't know. He is similar to Nistelrooy, Chicharito and Solskjaer, so old SAF knows a thing or two about goal poachers. Give the old cunt a little credit.

Only we have a higher reported rape statistic. Reported being the key word. Sorry, I've never been to RSA but I'm struggling to picture a place that I want to travel to.

I'm more concerned about a machete to the neck to be honest!

Ending the Apartheid didn't change anything except the native Africans can now vote and that it's much more dangerous for the average Dutch/English/Boer/Whatever European South African. A sad thing really, that such a great achievement hasn't really brought as much joy as it should have. I'll never go to the country out of safety concerns, whereas 20 or 30 years ago I might have

The distribution would be very static but defensively it would easily be in the top midfield 5 partnerships.

I'd believe you if they said TOP GUN on the lenses but they don't. SO YOU LIE

No I didn't say anything about defending Mikel.

Awww, you've only made it harder, you've made them all look so grande.