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Didn't score against Chelsea.

@, Put it in a spoiler. Not everyone wants to see that. [ spoiler ] [ /spoiler ] take out the spaces.

Maybe I do, maybe you don't know shit. Ever consider that? You are thinking about marketing not journalism.

In Australia the ABC does incredible coverage of ALL WORLD EVENTS. Yes, they even do great coverage on things like Syria and the middle east. However, most people watch the 'action' and 'pop culture' news channels like 10, 9, 7 and bullshit like 60 Minutes, Today Tonight, Sunrise, Today, A Current Affairs. I can practically ignore every station save for ABC and the SBS.

The eaerthquake should be above it because it's more current. BBC don't know shit about journalism.

I hope the Earthquake thread gets the same amount of replies. That's good for some reason that I don't feel like typing out. LAZY

Today I cringed at people blaming this on USA's aggression towards North Korea. Oh wait they just said 'Korea'. Some people are just ignorant to the world.

He is a hulking bounds of muscle and power with no footballing skills whatsoever. He goes missing in the big games and can't be relied on. BUT FUCK HE SCORES GOALS. Chelsea are currently doing crap against a lot of teams and this guy loves scoring 30+ a season against shitty teams. Chelsea still need to beat the shitty teams and this is the guy for it. He won't beat ManUtd of ManCity but he will scrape up a few points against shit teams. As long as Chelsea have a few big game players (they don't) Gómez wouldn't be an awful signing. A lot of the time the team sturggles against shit teams...

I'll give a basic rundown of his abilities: Great work rate. He will help out the fullbacks.Powershot long distance shot.Very pacey.Very agressive and brave.Can play on both wings, CAM and CF.Has a height advantage.Stamina to burnCalm on the ballGerman = PenaltiesPersonally I see him as one of those big games and never give up sorts like Lamps and Drogba. He is the type of guy that will pull something out of his arse when things are looking down.

ALL I READ IS FILTH

Yet it's written in filthy Italian. They've meant nothing to the world since the wall of the Western Roman Empire.

I heard over 60.

You wrote a poem is some disgusting language. Leave. Shakespeare is the most influential writer in history.

If you think the club is pathetic, you think the club in it's entirety is. From day one to the day it finishes existing. No other way around it. You can think the team is pathetic because once again the team does not equate to the club. The club transcends the team, the club encompasses everything from the colours to the history, to Matthew Harding to Zola. You can think they are individually pathetic but once you think the club is pathetic you believe everything associated is also. You obviously don't understand so I probably won't say again.

Hardly.

Or the board. Could be either that pull the trigger. WE DON'T KNOW THESE THINGS FOR CERTAIN.

Pathetic club? I'm all for calling the board, players, owner, etc, pathetic or cunts but when you actually call the club itself pathetic, you aren't a proper fan. The club transcends the board, players, owner, etc you can insult them without insulting the club, but the minute you insult the club you may as well phone it in. I'm not calling you a fake fan by any means just think about what you are saying.

People are sincerely blaming North Korea for the Boston bombings. Then my IQ dropped 15 points.

I saw it briefly on the morning national news. Then I focused on drinking my coffee because it seemed more important in the grand scheme of things.

The fact you do not include, I, WHS and Manpe in your victory is an insult to my honour, integrity and dignity. I challenge you to a duel, five rounds of kendo. The loser must commit seppuku or face great shame and dishonour.

Hard working and Australian is a paradox.

This isn't 4chan. If I wanted to see shit jokes I'd go to /b.

TO be fair, Mikel put in a handful of very decent shifts last season... LAST SEASON. I can't believe what I'm seeing from him. I know what he is capable of and he hasn't even hit anywhere close to that this season.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

I've never done anything stupid in my life.