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It's a sincere insult, concisely stated. No awful metaphors or similes to be found. Than why are you following the rules of the structure of sonnets? Seems hypocritical my Brazzer friend. Besides he says nothing about not having emotion in your writing, in fact he states the polar opposite. He advises writers to be concise and honest, how can you be honest when you are dicking around with long words, and tacky metaphors? Maybe it's different in your three other languages, but I can tell you that with English being honest, sincere and concise is the aim. This is the reason that writers like Orwell, Hemingway and Salinger are revered higher than those like Joyce, Faulkner and Melville. Joyce for instance is arguably the greatest author in English history. But do people like reading his books? No, they don't. They are awful things to read, far too complex and and obtuse to even attempt. I tried to read Ulysses by Joyce and barely made it past the first few pages. Tarantino is so derivative and arrogant that I can't even begin to express. Of course I'm jealous about it.

Well so far, mine is less clichéd than yours... 1. Tarantino is a twat and an awful director. 2. Why would I waste two hours watching a homoerotic film about Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer? As Orwell said in his five rules 1 "Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print." 2 "Never use a long word where a short one will do." 3 "If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out." 4 "Never use the passive where you can use the active." 5 "Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent." 6 "Break any of these rules sooner than saying anything outright barbarous."

At least I can write a sonnet... :blue scalf: I haven't even seen Top Gun and I hate Tarantino. Metaphors and similies are stupid.

Now you are just projecting...besides I think you are jealous at my superior English sonnet writing skills. Dion the dinosaur is a fool A shame he is rather thick It doesn't help that people believe he is a tool And I think he has no dick The last I checked he couldn't write a sonnet I heard Dion loves to cross dress He tries to hide his shame under a bonnet The lad is just a mess He tries to be top gun like me There can only be one I fear Alas he has the personality of a flea And for this I shed a single tear On Facebook he has a stupid facebook pic And I'll reiterate that he has no dick

Agreed. What's the point of having a home side if it's just decided by a coin?

I think you didn't know.

I'd wait till after this new one comes out to buy this season's.

Sorry, it was in the Netherlands. It's called Frisian. Example: English Good butter and good cheese. Frisian Goed bûter en goed tsiis.

I didn't say English though, it's a different language. But it's so similar to English I'd be able to learn it in an afternoon.

Any architects on TC?

I take it Belgians don't do that sort of crap the French do? I've had a few people say that the culture in Belgium is practically the same as England's except you lot speak French and Dutch (Flemish, etc) instead of English. What is that place in Belgium where the common language is practically English? I forget what it's called, but it's so insanely similar that a native Anglophone like myself could learn it in an afternoon?

Well then it's pretty naïve of them to think they are going to get a warm reception at another team's forum. And if they can't handle it over the internet I wonder how they manage real life. I can't see why the topics get locked because some bastard at another forum throws a hissy fit because he is insulted over the internet on another team's forum. They should know how it is.

I didn't realise I said anything about the forum dying. What's point of having them if I can't voice my opinion? This is a forum right?

I don't think I'll read the opposition views if I can't comment on them.

I hear mumblings of a future regista...

JT and Lamps probably need to leave also. I just hate to see them at another club...

I'll let you know when I've secured mine! Can't be having you swooping in and buying the kits before me.

He has played some games this season where his pass completion was less than adequate. Hanging around 50%. Picks up a lot of yellows too.

Awesome, I told Classic Football Shirts that I want an 03-05 Lampard kit and 05-06 JT kit and hopefully they email me back when they are in stock.

KINGS OF WEMBLEY

I'm not much of a fan of multiculturalism.

I agree to a certain extent. Lately I've been obsessed with masculinity. I want to be like Ernest Hemmingway and other manly men. A lot is to do with biology, people forget we are animals too. Don't forget a lot of animals, mammals in particular are patriarchal.

Mate you seem pretty clueless about the relationship between Roman and Mou, why don't you do a bit of research regarding those two. Besides you act as if Roman is the end all and be all of the club, he doesn't make every executive decision regarding Chelsea. As far as I know the only decisions he made were concerning the firing of managers and the signing of Sheva. Just for future reference, Ancellotti signed Torres.

It's hard to find work. It's even harder to find work if you are a full time Uni student.