Pizy

Commentator said during the match that his latest contract now includes a €45m release clause. United ain't paying that!

STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING LONG BALL! We're being completely outclassed here. Can't do a damn thing in their half.

Matic is completely owning that midfield. Great player.

Ramires is totally useless when played here.

We have absolutely no attacking threat. Getting embarrassed here so far.

We MUST get it to Mata.

Worried one of our defenders is gonna have a lapse in concentration that'll concede a really dumb goal.

Nearly pissing myself I'm so anxious. And this is the fucking Europa League!

I don't know. Arsene Wenger with proper money to spend could be quite scary.

Wish Arse would miss out. The most smug, self entitled supporters on earth. Happy just to qualify for the CL but have no shot at winning it.

Hope we win 1-0 in the 90th minute just to shit on Arsenal's hopes of 3rd and then they lose their 4th place CL playoff and go to the Europa League.

Anyone?

How does the CL playoff thingy work for the 4 place team? How is the team they'd play decided?

Yep. Arsenal will be rampant at Newcastle now trying to pad their goal difference. If we draw or lose to Everton now we'll be back down to 4th. Fuck off Wigan.

At this rate Arse will eclipse our goal difference.

PLEASE win Wigan! Wanna see Arsene Wenger's face and hear his excuses if they don't make Top 4.

Less confident now for sure. Perfect game for Oscar to go bananas.

While its true that it enabled Suarez to be the focal point of the attack, it came at the cost of not allowing Cavani to do what he does best.He was nearly invisible in the last few games I watched him with the national team a few months back because he wasn't played where he should.

Yeah, every time I see Uruguay play they waste him playing wide right with Suarez up front. He's been completely ineffective there when I've seen him. We wouldn't be dumb enough to do that. He'd be brilliant here I feel.

Would be our RvP-like signing. Cavani in front of our midfield would be jizz worthy.

City should certainly be stronger next season. All down to what we do now. They'll have a huge influx of top class players coming in. Hopefully we will too.

Imagine the boost in morale and excitement there would be if we won the Europa League final and the very next day appointed Mou. What had previously had been a nightmare season would wind up having a storybook ending. "Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Jose Mourinho from Real Madrid. He will take control of the squad for the club's post season tour against Manchester City in the United States." Followed in quick secession by "Chelsea Football Club are delighted to announce that our all time leading goal scorer Frank Lampard has signed a 2 year extension to remain with the club through the 2016 season." I can fucking dream!

We should just swoop in and pay the clause for Mourinho immediately before he's even tempted or seduced by City.

Now the nervous wait to make sure Mou doesn't take that job begins just like a few days ago with United. There'll be MASSIVE investment from them in the summer and I'd say they'll be favorites for the title.

Would you put it past our board, though?