Pizy

Can't believe I actually just saw this from an Arsenal fan on twitter: Torres Mata Hazard Hulk Thats a lot of money and I still think that our front 4 is better. Fucking LOL

Hilarious post from a Loserpool forum: Whilst we are all on here jizzing at the thought of fucking hijacking swansea for Sigurdson, Chelsea have already signed Hazard and Hulk, never mind Marin. And I would bet that won't be the last of it. What bloody chance do we stand.

I wanna see a ton of these at games if we get him.

Easily, I'd say.We'll probably see many Hulk shirts with those blue Hulk foam hands at the Bridge next season if this goes through.

Can't wait to see Hulk plow through Arsenals back line and Hazard nutmeg the shit out of Merteslacker.

Dammit! I'm desperate to come back to Talkchelsea and see Eden Hazard down in the Player Database thread and not Transfer Rumors.

Yeah, I like Ian Darke,mbut this other guy is rather annoying. Steve Mcmanaman is his usual partner and is much better.

Ready to watch Hulk anally rape my country's national team. And I'll enjoy every moment of it knowing he may be on his way to the Bridge.

Via Arsenal Mania forums: Chelsea win the FA Cup and the Champions League and go out and buy the two hottest prospects in Europe. That my gooner friends unfortunately for us, is ambition! We can talk till we're blue in the face about players settling in and their defence or midfield that'll need work. But to me their defence didn't look like it needed that much work after AVB left, they certainly defended far better than the shower of **** we saw at the Emirates at various points last season. It's disheartening when you see United and Chelsea going out and getting their business done and strengthening when we desperately need the quality in which they're obtaining. These last few years being an Arsenal fan has felt like that scene in the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where he's looking through the window at all the kids in the sweet shop buying nice s**t and he's got that i've been slapped by a wet fish face on!

Fellaini, maybe.

Wasn't it reported a little while ago that that cunt Levy would reject any bids from Chelsea? He'd allow Luka to move to United if the right offer came in, but refuses to do business with us. Could have been fabricated. Wouldn't put it past that bald bastard, though.

Just a matter of time, I'd say.

Is it at all strange that we announced Marin's signing right away but havent with Eden yet?

I definitely think we have our permanent manager in place behind the scenes.

Hazard, Hulk, and manager all unveiled to the press in 1 press conference? That'd be nice.

Ante else a little worried that we've heard nothing official from the Chelsea website or twitter?

Ante else a little worried that we've heard nothing official from the Chelsea website or twitter?

Romans dream team assemble!!! Phase 1 complete! Now this team needs a HULK!

We probably had it sealed, then that red faced cunt Fergie put in a bid to hijack it at the last minute making him call off the announcement and change his mind.

It's SSN that's reported he's not having the medical and is indeed with the Belgian team.

Eden Hazard has crashed the Talkchelsea forums for me for the last 10 mins.

"good afternoon guys. I made up my mind. See you later. Thanks." Eden Hazard on his official twitter

I honestly think we're secretly planning something huge behind the scenes. Think about it; the reason Pep wants a sabbatical is because he didn't want to deal with the constant pressure of being at Barca. We've just won the 1 trophy that Roman wants, so it's possible that if the right manager is brought in, he wouldn't be under as much pressure to get that 1st UCL trophy. He could be given something like a 3 or 5 year contract and assurances that he'd be given the resources he needs to build the empire our owner wants. Just imagine the offseason we could have and the confidence we'd have going into the next campaign with Pep at the helm. Both his and our new transfers targets' confidence could be boosted almost immediately if we can win the UEFA Super Cup, Club World Cup, and Community Shield. I can honestly see this happening.

"Porto's valuation of Hulk is huge compared to Chelsea's value, don't expect him to go to Chelsea this window." From an agent known as Football_Agent9 on twitter. Usually reliable. I don't know if I really buy that, though.

This season for Chelsea was like the Helms Deep scene in LoTR The Two Towers. Death and defeat all but guaranteed, no hope of victory, everyone against us. Gandalf(Drogba) swoops in and saves the day.