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Well, it seems highly likely that both Tevez and Dzeko will be leaving City, so they certainly will get one of the superstar strikers out there. So long as we do too I won't sweat it too much. If Cavani is a consolation prize for missing out on Falcao then I'd be delighted.

It would certainly be a shame after all of the positivity we've had recently to have Arsenal finish above us on the final day. I just have a feeling our players will be exhausted and really fatigued and it'll be a struggle. If Hazard were available I'd be very confident, but I'm very nervous for this one. Especially since I can't watch it live.

Is the username Daft Punk taken? Could I get mine changed to that if it isn't?

Oh yeah. He's pretty bad. And on top of him, they have Ian Wright's biased ass with him.

Or so you think...

Over 30m? That would be the absolute MAX I'd pay for him.

Once more, fucking Fox Soccer here in the US isn't televising a Chelsea match. They're showing bloody Spuds v Sunderland instead.

When is Madrid's final match? Think the soonest we'll know could be this Monday. Here's to hoping.

United fans think whimpy little De Gea is better than Courtois. He makes De Gea look like a pencil-necked dweeb.

LOL That's what I was thinking. More like we'll ALLOW you to keep Courtois for another year on loan if you knock some cash off of Falcao's price.

Only a matter of time before Barca does their usual tapping up.

He is indeed. Looks like an inbred from Stoke!

Are we sure Diego Costa and Oscar aren't related? He looks like a 40 year old Oscar.

This ref is a fucking joke. Not giving Real anything and sends Jose off for nothing really.

Essien looks awful. Sad to say, but hopefully we move him on next season and don't recall him to use as a squad player. Past it unfortunately.

Wish we could see Torres and Ba start together in this one.

Yeah, I can see how you'd feel that way.The way I see it though, is that CR7 would be a more short term signing. Maybe only a 3 year contract or something and then he'd fuck off over to Paris or something.

Wouldn't want to be a defender with BOTH running at you at the same time.

When you really think about it, it makes perfect sense. It would solve 2 problems at once on the pitch. It would give us extreme pace and width from the wing who can score loads and loads of goals and it would also mean that we wouldn't have to splunk on a big name striker. Just recall Lukaku and put him in front of those 3 magicians and under Mourinho and we'll walk the league. Sounds too good to be true and I certainly wont get my hopes up, but fuck me! Not to mention it would raise our global following infinitely. We're already the fastest growing fan base globally, but Jesus this would be insane.

Could you fucking imagine that attack!? CR7-Mata-Hazard behind the striker?

Apparently didnt show up for Madrid press conference.

Would De Rossi leave Roma, though? Plus, he is nearly 30. Would be awesome in any case.

He's gonna be one of those players that if we let go, 3 years from now he'll have a contract with a £40m+ release clause. We'd be bonkers to sell him. At the very LEAST, if we aren't gonna recall him, send him on loan to Swansea or another midtable Premier League club for 6 months to a year.