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I'd be excited if we got him but not disappointed if we miss out. Can really see him hurting us if he lands at United or City. We struggle mightily against the size and power of Yaya Toure alone so imagine Fellaini next to him. Having the calm and discipline of Carrick next to him at United would allow him more freedom there. Plus he'd be under Moyes again. Think he'll almost definetly be a United player.

Imagine the headache the Belgian manager will have trying to decide between Benteke or Lukaku...

Today would've been sweeter for me if Arse missed out on the final day. All said and done though, I'll be going to sleep tonight a happy man.

Hopefully Jose has a "you must allow me to sell Torres" clause in his new contract. Only way I see us bringing Romelu back next season is if he's gone.

Yeah, can't see him being interested in PSG. I'd be more worried about him going to City than Paris.

Mourinho has to be licking his chops!

Nice! Rafa came to Talk Chelsea yesterday and has granted my request to play Torres and Ba together.

Think it'll be a thrashing. Arsenal 4-1 Newcastle. Gotta hope we win.

Well, it seems highly likely that both Tevez and Dzeko will be leaving City, so they certainly will get one of the superstar strikers out there. So long as we do too I won't sweat it too much. If Cavani is a consolation prize for missing out on Falcao then I'd be delighted.

It would certainly be a shame after all of the positivity we've had recently to have Arsenal finish above us on the final day. I just have a feeling our players will be exhausted and really fatigued and it'll be a struggle. If Hazard were available I'd be very confident, but I'm very nervous for this one. Especially since I can't watch it live.

Is the username Daft Punk taken? Could I get mine changed to that if it isn't?

Oh yeah. He's pretty bad. And on top of him, they have Ian Wright's biased ass with him.

Or so you think...

Over 30m? That would be the absolute MAX I'd pay for him.

Once more, fucking Fox Soccer here in the US isn't televising a Chelsea match. They're showing bloody Spuds v Sunderland instead.

When is Madrid's final match? Think the soonest we'll know could be this Monday. Here's to hoping.

United fans think whimpy little De Gea is better than Courtois. He makes De Gea look like a pencil-necked dweeb.

LOL That's what I was thinking. More like we'll ALLOW you to keep Courtois for another year on loan if you knock some cash off of Falcao's price.

Only a matter of time before Barca does their usual tapping up.

He is indeed. Looks like an inbred from Stoke!

Are we sure Diego Costa and Oscar aren't related? He looks like a 40 year old Oscar.

This ref is a fucking joke. Not giving Real anything and sends Jose off for nothing really.

Essien looks awful. Sad to say, but hopefully we move him on next season and don't recall him to use as a squad player. Past it unfortunately.

Wish we could see Torres and Ba start together in this one.