Pizy

Six goals conceded to two of the worst scoring offenses in the league in back-to-back games. SIX! Unbelievable. So many of our players did fuck all and Azpi had his worst game I've seen. Against fucking Stoke! I feel sick. We're making an easy run of games seem daunting.

Ramires is an absolutely brilliant finisher when he's running onto the ball. He's terrible when trying to set it up himself.

Dominate, dominate, dominate and then for the 4 consecutive time in back to back games we concede an AWFUL set piece goal. We should've scored at least 2, maybe even 3. We better not lose to this terrible team.

"Our squad is miles ahead of Chelsea's." - majority of Man United supporters on RedCafe before this season LOL

Awesome lineup! Would've had Ba for Torres, but this is sexy.

Yep. Bale's unbelievably absurd transfer fee probably ruins any hope we have of signing away a world class player for "reasonable" money. Clubs will look at their players like Falcao, Suarez etc and say "well if Gareth Bale went for that amount, our player is better so he should be more expensive." Similar to the Torres effect. We have no shot of signing Falcao. That ship has sailed.

I'd love Pogba. Juventus would demand so much for him though. That's the big problem with trying to buy a top class CM in January. Most of them are playing on CL contending sides and they won't want to sell them.

This'll easily be the least excited I've been about a transfer window in years. Don't think we'll be seeing any incomings.

Apparently they were absolutely abysmal against Palace the other day. Last time I saw Palace a few weeks ago they looked like the worst side in the league by some margin. We should be winning this one rather handily, but as we saw against Sunderland we'll probably make it much more difficult than it should be. Hopefully Hazard is still in Super Saiyan form.

I don't think the injury is fabricated, but I'm not completely convinced that's its so bad that he's missing so much time. Even when he was fully fit he wasn't exactly first choice. It's just the paranoid conspiracy theorist in me I suppose. Maybe Jose told him to take it easy and wait it out until January so he doesn't hurt himself more. Sounds dumb, I know. Would be an enormous mistake to sell him though. I love him.

This is my suspicion as well.

Don't think we'll ever see him as a first team regular now. He was the player I was most looking forward to watching for us going into this season. Such a shame. Someone will be getting a very good player and I think we're going to regret letting him go.

Many, if not most say the exact same thing about Mourinho, JT, and Ashley Cole.I honestly don't care about his personality or what he's done in the past. Score goals at the rate he is currently and has over the past few seasons and that's all I'd care about.

----------------------Ba------------------------ Schürrle------------Mata-------------Hazard --------------Mikel---------Ramires------------- Cole------Terry-----------Cahill------Ivanovic ----------------------Cech---------------------------- I'd really like to see a more powerful and balanced side like this against a physical Stoke side who are at home. Ba and Schürrle should be able to deal with those defenders and we'd still have flair and creativity up there with Mata and Hazard. Mikel in for Frank since he just started and played a full match midweek. Prediction: Stoke 1-3 Chelsea

I'd be absolutely delighted if we only signed one player and he was a top class CM. We can sustain a title challenge with our current crop of strikers if we just solidify the middle of the field. Address the striker issue in the summer. Ba and Eto'o will be gone, possibly Torres too, Lukaku back, and we can hopefully add another.

Fucking RIDICULOUS skill! I jumped out of my seat yesterday when he did those 3v1's down the left touch line.

I hope we buy that detestable cunt.I want him to be OUR detestable cunt.

Think about regular performances like last nights and imagine, DREAM if you will, what it would be like with a world class striker up top as well. Hazard was shitting on them so hard that there was HALF OF THEIR SIDE trying to mark him! Imagine Falcao or Suarez with so much space in an around the box. Defenders would be shitting themselves trying to not only worry about Hazard, but then they'd have Mata/Oscar/Shürrle/Willian/Lukaku/New Striker to worry about as well. The kind of stuff I fantasize about. We're literally just 2 pieces away from being an utterly dominating side. And Lukaku next season may rectify one of them without us spending anything. Just a top class DM to allow Hazard and company more freedom going forward and we're all set.

Hopefully someone does a "every Hazard touch" video tonight.

Wonder how those Stoke ogres are feeling right now. They'll just lump it up into our box and throw it in long at every opportunity.

Can we please, please, PLEEEEEASE buy Suarez!? Another hattrick today. We'd be utterly unstoppable with him. No way they sell him in January though.

Sorry I get upset when our team does its best to shoot itself in the foot.Happy for the win of course, but every one of their goals was easily preventable.

That was one of, if not THE most embarrassingly bad defensive displays I've witnessed. All of their goals happened the exact same way. Our players couldn't find the damn ball and it looked like a game of pinball in our box. Shocking. I'd be furious if I were Jose. Hazard was God tier tonight though luckily.

A good poacher like Ba would suit this game more than Torres does at the moment. Think he would've done better with some of the opportunities Fernando had that first half.

As always, would've gone with Mikel over Lamps. Other than that, sexy team. Should be able to do the business, but I have a feeling we'll make this as hard for ourselves as possible like we always seem to do against bad teams.