Pizy

Does Matic have a 3rd hand on his chest now? How the FUCK was that a handball!?

Closer to kickoff we get, more nervous I'm starting to get about Agbonlahor and Benteke.

Eto'o being saved for CL match I'd guess.

Torres, please don't play like your usual donkey self. We need you today!

Huh? With 10 men Dzeko and Fernandinho both missed sitters and Zabaleta hit the inside of the post and was super unlucky not to score. They should've scored 3 or 4 with 10 men and without their two best players.

At home against 10 men for 80 minutes and you lose 0-2. Hull should be relegated for that result alone. Embarrassing.

Come on, Hull, you useless fucks!

Pretty bad, isn't it? A Premier League side playing at home shouldn't be getting outplayed by 10 men. City slice through Hull like a knife through butter when they attack.

Wow, Zabaleta.

Not really sure Hull have enough creativity to break down even a 10 man City.

Not violent contact.City will still win this.

For the sake of my sanity I hope we don't have one of our typical 1st halves like we did against Spuds and many other times this season. Where we look asleep or uninterested until a fire is lit underneath the players at halftime. Hopefully we play very aggressively and score early and it would be awesome if we can kill the game within 60 minutes. I won't be able to enjoy the rest of the weekends football if we don't get all 3 points. We HAVE to be beating sides like Villa.

I can see Oscar switching to 10 with the new striker we get taking his 11.

Well... Doesn't look like we can expect Spuds to be game raising cunts and take points from Arse this weekend. They'll get thrashed based on this form they're in. Looks like all of their luck has run out.

City will be looking to go on a tear with only the league to focus on now. It'll be seen as a huge failure if they win only the Mickey Mouse Cup this season, so they'll be desperate for the Premier League trophy. Hopefully Agüero's injury is another lengthy one. This is why it's absolutely imperative that we get 3 points against the likes of Villa. We have to pile on the points against the bad sides so that if we slip up against Arse or Liverpool it won't be devastating. Would be an incredibly satisfying weekend if we win, Agent Mata and United beat Liverpool and bring them crashing back down to Earth, and Spuds somehow beat Le Arse.

City will be a different prospect next season when they splurge an insane amount on Mangala to partner Kompany. Gonna be even harder to win the league ahead of them next season I think.

Barca should have about 4 goals. Cheering for City so they have more matches. Any optimism and hope they have of advancing further than the quarters will be dashed since they'd be without two of their best players.

True. Bet you we draw them if we advance, too.

Courtois has played against us before, though, right? Giroud may be worse than Torres. He's terribad. He showed some promise early season and I thought I'd have to eat my words about him being shit. Nope. Still shit.

Mandzukic is such a product of the team he's in. Wouldn't be nearly as prolific in another side. You can see why they were so eager to replace him with Lewandowski.

I have a feeling Le Arse will score first and make things interesting. Then Bayern wake up and smash them.

As we all know, Zlatan may be the only player on Earth who's more vain and arrogant than CR7. Think this whole "Dare to Zlatan" campaign is just playing up his personality more so than his game.It's part of the reason I like him so much to be honest. He's so arrogant both on and off the pitch and just knows that he can basically do as he pleases.

I just think he's one of those players like Messi, CR7, Hazard, Aguero etc who you can put in any league and he'd be great.Don't think he's one of those players who's made to look like a beast as a result of the opposition he's up against.

You honestly don't think Zlatan would score a shit ton in England?The likes of Michu and Cisse have scored plenty of goals recently or Sturridge this season. Zlatan is on another planet compared to those players in terms of ability. I think he'd be right up there with Suarez, Aguero, or RvP of the last couple of seasons. He'd be a 25-30 goal a season striker here.

He may not have played in a top league for any extended period of time, but it's not like he'd struggle if he did. If he played here for example he'd score loads and be one of the best players in the Premier League. No way is he overrated in my opinion. He could do it anywhere.