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Problem with that is, if we offer something "reasonable" like £20m and United go in with something ridiculous, Shaw may look at that offer and say "wow, United are willing to pay that much for me so they must have really big plans for me."I have a feeling Southampton will take the highest offer and won't care too much about Shaw's wishes.

Yeah, Iva is still a giant wall of iron when he's able to keep the attacker in front of him. There isn't a single player in football that's gonna get the best of him physically. It's just when he lets a super pacey player run past him that's the issue defensively. Can see why José still prefers him in there, but at the same time it is immensely frustrating when he can't cross it properly. There have been matches this season where he's had more of the ball than anyone on our team down the right side and he just doesn't have that quality in his locker to make teams pay. Still love him.

Stupid if we do this. We can find a striker elsewhere without having to give up a player in Courtois. Not worth losing a world class keeper for a forward who is a gamble.

It's also super lame that they have Juan, the coaches, the manager...fucking everyone and their mother saying "there will be many more huge signings in the summer" at every opportunity they can.Makes them look so smug and desperate to get the supporters to back Moyes. My god I hope they fail to get top 4 and see if those players still want to come and play Europa League.

Moyes has clearly clued Juan in to who's being recruited in the summer. He's just teased about some big names that'll be bought.

He looks like an Arab prince in those pics. Like the son of a billionaire Sheik or something. I like his style.

He's a nice little player, but it's absolutely hilarious reading his thread on RedCafe. They MASSIVELY overrate him and act like he's Ronaldo or Messi. He's played half a season and has shone because the rest of his teammates have been garbage. Give him for a season or two. I even see some of them saying he's as good as Hazard.

Phil Neville saying it's going to be a "good week" this week. Veiled tease there, I'd say. Expecting them to make another big name signing this week. Really hope it's not Shaw.

So now that the media are making this saga out to be a "war" and a "race" between Chelsea and Man United for Luke Shaw, not only will it be bad enough just missing out on him, but we'll hear "lolololol, Shaw chose United over Chelsea lolololol," endlessly.

Banana peel match. Need to be laser focused like we were today with super high intensity and they shouldn't be able to cope. I'd personally completely shut down the midfield with Matic-Mikel. Bring Ramires on for the final 30 minutes for one of them for an injection of energy. Also think we need to stick with Eto'o. He wasn't great today, but he needs successive starts to get himself scoring consistently.

He absolutely MUST return next season. If he isn't already, he will soon be the best keeper in world football. Selling him as has been rumored would be a sackable offense.

Not really bothered about the draw, really. If we win, awesome, we'll be the favorites to take the cup. If we lose, oh well, fewer matches to congest our fixture list and the more we can focus on the more important competitions.

LOL For fucks sake!

Utterly dominant from start to finish. The most lopsided 1-0 ever. We'd have scored 6 if we had a top class striker. Eto'o forgot his shooting boots today. Matic <3

MY GOD OUR WORK RATE THAT FIRST HALF! Incredible, and should have killed the game off. Inches away from being 2-3 up! Oscar, Hazard, and Ash look like men possessed out there.

Nope! Got a nice MILF spreading her legs in the middle of the screen unless I full screen it, though.No sound on this one. It's showing coverage of the Fulham v Sheffield match at the moment. Hope it switches to our game right as it starts.

Holy shit, it works!Lots of porn ads on the side, though, hahahaha

Don't suppose there are any streams that work on iOS?

Nice team!

Chelsea twitter just pretty much confirmed Lamps is starting.

Not entirely convinced he'd put up RvP, Suarez, or Agüero numbers consistently in this league. We don't exactly NEED a striker that can score 30 every year since our midfield scores so much, but who's to know if this is the Costa we'll see for years to come or if he's just having an unbelievable season. I'd much rather go after Cavani if he's indeed unhappy in Paris.

I only get FS1 here. Comcast doesn't have FS2 in my area.

Fuck me. The match isn't televised live here, only a replay of it hours later. Now I'll probably miss Matic's first start.

So Moyes says this is the "first of many" big signings. Let us hope that they miss the top 4 this season so it'll be a bit tougher for them to get any more world class players like Juan. This transfer would piss me off 10x more if José wasn't our manager. I know with certainty that we'll be right up there despite selling our best player.

Have a feeling that this'll be the jolt to the system they need this season, unfortunately. Think they'll string a few wins together now since their next few fixtures should be easy 3 pointers. A couple of bad results for the clubs ahead of them and they're right there again in the top 4 race. If they get Rooney to sign that extension which is looking nailed on at the moment, it'll lift the club even more. Not to mention any other players they bring in next week. Makes us selling to them look even dumber.