Pizy

Exactly. He's one off he worst trolls I've seen and should be banned from being mentioned here in my eyes.

Don't think it would be possible to steal an Arsenal player now as a "rival" English club. Think they'd even turn down a mammoth bid as a statement that they aren't a "selling" club anymore. He's certainly way too good for Arse. Not sure he can move to Madrid after playing for Barca and Bayern have top players in his position. I think he's kind of stuck at Arsenal. Shame for him as he'll never win the league or the CL there.

Not sure Messi is a reliable source. I'll wait for Tabcredi Palmeri.

Still too early to tell if Kane is legit or just another in the long line of one season wonders. He definitely needs to stay at Spuds, though. Looks like the kind of player City will go after in the summer while selling Dzeko. They need a token English player. He'd be the perfect "PR" signing for them and they really need a media darling.

The more I see Sissoko the more I like him. Would have him in a heartbeat. Can play many positions and is a fantastic athlete.

Cracks well and truly papered over for Oscar there. The worst I've ever seen him play today.

Someone needs to wake our players up and tell them the games started. Fucking terrible!

That's why I often avoid TalkChelsea for a couple of days after we lose.Man, I hate Newcastle and want to spank these game raising bastards. I think Hazard and Cesc will have monster games.

Hopefully no one here slaughters Zouma if he makes a single mistake today.

Does Barca's ban include loans as well? Can they do a Falcao-to-United kind of deal where they pay a loan fee with an option to buy when their ban lifts?

Oh, yeahhhh...Completely forgot about that. In that case we should be smoking both of these. Hopefully our boys will be angry about the Spuds result and come out to make a statement.

Not if Bony is gone by then as is expected.

Guillem Ballbag says it's impossible, eh? Ink is drying on the contract as we speak then.

The fee is crazy and far more than he's worth but I think he'll score loads there. If he plays regularly, that is. He and Agüero together will be hell for defenses to deal with.

Any word from the trusty old Sky Nigeria? Messi's brothers Rabbi?

If you're rich, black, and a professional athlete you have a legitimate shot at that.

*sigh* Who stole Leo's iPhone?

Can't say I'm disappointed in the least.

Imagine that Terry/Varane partnership for the last few years of JT's career with Zouma partnering his French compatriot once JT retires. If only...

If he ever does leave (which won't happen) just please don't let it be to fucking City. I might just give up on football if that happened.

So rather than just sacking Enrique they'll allow the world's best player to leave? Doesn't sound very plausible.

Doesn't appear likely at all that we'll be doing any business this month. Hope it doesn't haunt us as the season goes on.

This won't be close. We're gonna spank these cunts.

Like I said pre-match, take out Hazard and Cesc and we have no creativity out there. Add to that Schürrle who's been shit for ages, Remy who is playing for the first time in ages, and Ramires who is playing for the first time in ages and it's easy to see why we're struggling.

Not sure what people expected with all of our best players out.