Pizy

The goal Sanchez just scored is exactly the sort that Hazard should be scoring about 15 times per season if he'd just try his luck. Spinning his defender around the edge of the box is what Hazard does better than anyone.

Still think he'll go on to become a top player under the right tutilige. Still would've liked us to sign him and see what Mourinho could've done with him. Not helping him at all to be playing for that idiot Martinez. If he gets a summer move to United or City and is coached by a world class manager and surrounded by great players he'll turn out well.

Welp... And yeah, our Liverpool match may get ugly.

Much as I despise Liverpool I want them to win here and soundly. The pressure is really piling up on Martinez and he's saying more and more ridiculously idiotic things in the press. He gets smoked here and gets knocked out of the cup hell hopefully get sacked. Arrogant prick.

He desperately wants to go to a club with huge history, prestige, and are globally iconic. It's always been romantic to him. He has the largest ego known to man and wants what Fergie had. To go down as a legend for the biggest club there is and be known as someone who put their stamp and left a legacy. They're the only club left that he can go to that can satisfy his ego. PSG can't offer him any of what he apparently seeks. They're a nothing club and are basically irrelevant outside of Europe. To be honest, I bet if Fergie phoned him straight away after retiring and asked Josè to be his direct successor he'd have jumped at the chance and never have come back here. He's always had a hard-on for that club and it's his only possible destination. The cringey, over the top love in this summer and beyond will be unbearable. All of that shit he talked about being "one of us," and how he loved Chelsea and us supporters will be trampled on when he's talking about how he loves Man United and how he's always wanted to be there and blah, blah, blah. What will be even more infuriating is if he does the things there he always said he'd do here but never did. Play youth, rotate the squad, play attacking football, etc. Also watch him turn into an absolute Saint on the touchline and in press conferences now because he'll want to appear professional and respectful of Manchester United, the darling of the football world. Makes me ill just thinking of it all. My favorite manager and football personality ever going to a club I despise. Fuck off.

Okay, I'll rephrase what I said. If he has no other options he'll go to PSG.

No chance he goes to PSG. I think this is Mendes and José getting highly annoyed that both City and Chelsea have announced their next manager already and United have been silent. He admitted that he was bored as hell in Spain because of the quality of the other teams outside the top 3. There's no way he'd go to an even more uncompetitive league where he'd walk to the title by 40 points. He'll then feel like he's wasted an entire year of his life if he doesn't win the CL.

Minus the attacking football bit, surely we had a manager that was "always on their backs and pushing" them? The ultimate version of that type of manager in fact. Maybe Mou just takes it too far? Just bizarre and incomprehensible to think how our whole team bought into José's methods and message last season and won a title by miles, yet this season just decided not to.

True, I suppose. Without Henderson and Can, though, which I forgot about we actually should be beating them.

I think we'll fare slightly better against Liverpool than against Spuds because at least they have significant weaknesses and don't have an elite finisher like Kane. We'll still lose, mind. If only Real Madrid or Barca were in need of a manager. They could be the only ones who could steal away Poch from Spuds I'd think.

Might be worse than that City match. City just sat off us and countered us, Spuds will press us all game which our team simply cannot handle and blitz us over and over again.

They'll win the league. Only us beating them (no chance) and then playing the under 19's against Leicester can stop them. Think Liecester will be shitting it seeing this Spuds side coming and bottle it without Vardy.

Phrase I never, ever thought I'd utter: Spurs are so much better than us as a footballing side. It's embarrassing. Just a year ago we finished 23 points ahead of them. Twenty three points! Now they now look light years better than us. That is absolutely insane to think about. Our players should think about that and feel ashamed.

This is true and is the reason I would avoid players like Vardy at all costs because he'd join a new club with the expectation that he'll score 20+ goals. With Kanté it's different because he isn't a goal scorer and wouldn't be expected to be this world class force. Hed come here and essentially be a Ramires on steroids. Endless running and energy, and covers every blade of grass each match. Unlike Ramires, Kanté can actually pass a football too. Kanté & and another class CM and we go from a terrible midfield to one of the best in the league.

It's inevitable that he'll improve significantly for a new club in a new league. Any other league will be easier for him than the PL. Unlike Kevin De Bruyne, Oscar doesn't have near that ability. He can't singlehandedly run games and carry teams with magical skill like Kev. He's just not on that level. Just can't see him coming back to haunt us in a couple of years like Lukaku and Kev have. Well quickly move past Oscar if we get someone who actually puts up numbers and doesn't go missing for weeks at a time. We need production and consistency.

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In a year when literally all of the big clubs are having terrible seasons and they still bottle it and can't win a title ahead of Leicester and Spuds. It's as if the football Gods set it all up for Wenger to finally get another trophy and he still couldn't do it.

I see you've finally found out about the quote button after all these years, Layla.

Would be hilarious if Hazard returns to his unplayable self just in time for the Spuds game and fucks them for good in this title race.

That was yet another poor decision from Moss but I'll take it! Close it out, park the bus so hard that Mourinho would get a boner in you final 4 matches, Liecester!

Is Jonathan Moss fucking blind!?

And here is where Leicester may crumble and choke the title away. Still have some very tough games left. Vardy you fucking idiot!

Another horrendous dive, this time from West Ham! Never a penalty!

That was awful from Vardy. Clearly threw his legs in front of the defender to instigate the contact. He didn't even need to go down either! He could easily have got his shot away and hit the target, too. Damnit! Now both this match and their next one are in jeopardy without him.

The moaning has a great chance of starting before the next season even begins if we see Mourinho signing players like Zlatan or Higuain or Stones or Pogba and our board stick to their penny pinching ways by just recalling some loanees or signing cheap, average players. I know I'd be moaning if that happens.