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Villareal are utterly woeful. How did they get this far? How are they so high in La Liga? They have no clue how to deal with this average Liverpool side and are making them look like Barca. Shit, if Liverpool win this thing and have CL football I'm gonna puke. More talk of "special Anfield nights." Not to mention better recruits for Klopp.

Never thought I'd read the word cumshot on TC. Hahahahaha! Agreed, though. Why is so hard to make a solid blue shirt with white striped on the shoulders? They've got to add "flair" that I guess they think kids love.

If it means Costa leaves I would be against it, but Higuain has been spectacular for Napoli for a while. He's a fantastic striker.

Really hope Atleti win. Would love to see Simeone, Luis, Torres etc get it.

Defoe making his trademark runs in behind Cahill, Ivanovic and Terry. There was a chasm in the center of our defense against Spuds so I'd expect more of the same in a game where we have nothing to play for and they're desperate for.

Christ, just pay up and get it sorted before anyone else goes after him...

And Lamela gets away with it? Typical. Costa would've been banned for 3+ if he walked over a players hand like that.

I thought he had a crazy £60-70m release clause? Plus that wacko owner De Laurentiis that always forces clubs to pay up. Yet more lazy media links simply because he plays in Italy and we have an Italian coach.

It's.......fucking gross. Looks like a dog with muddy feet walked all over it. Absolutely awful. Why can't kit manufacturers understand that the simpler they make these things the better they look?

Vamos Atleti!

I thought I remembered them offering a troll bid of like 15 or 20m?

Didn't they keep him only because Real Madrid came in with a laughable bid? I think if they'd have come in with a realistic amount De Gea would've gone. I think Courtois is most likely to leave out of any of our top players.

If it were up to me this would be the last game we play our strongest side. Relegate these cunts! They give us problems every season seemingly no matter how shit they are. Just like Villa, just like Newcastle. My dream "relegation 3" would be Villa, Sunderland, and Newcastle.

This reply...LOL

Would you swap Hazard for Vardy, Mahrez, and Kanté?

Unless the offer is Bale-like and he throws in a transfer request the club better laugh at any calls from clubs. We get some class in midfield behind him and a LB who can interchange with him and we have world class Eden back and ready to challenge for the league.

Hahaha! Man, Hazard looks back to the real deal version of last season. He was untouchable after coming on. I'm looking forward to seeing him under Conte. Just need to get him some bloody help in the transfer market!

You just know the FA will want the title race to go to the wire so they won't ban Dembele.

Ivanovic should never play another game for us after this season. Mikel is too slow and cumbersome to ever start at this level. Terry, I'm sorry to say, is too immobile across the floor and you can see why he may be off. Again, this is just humiliating. We finished about 25 points ahead of these last season. Just fucking think about that.

Utter humiliation. Embarrassing. We need an entirely new back 4. What a shambles.

We are unbelievably shit defensible. As I say every single week.

Rose just getting ages to put in crosses...

Please do it, guys! PLEASE!!!!!! End it tonight!

Think we're set up to stifle and counter. Prevent them from winning rather than win ourselves. Don't like it. I predict Spuds to come at us and press like maniacs. With Matic, Mikel, and Cesc in the middle of the pitch that may prove disastrous. No longer confident, really.

Can't get my head around it. What are we saving Hazard for? The remaining meaningless matches? Fucking hell. Asking for a thrashing with this XI.