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Next we'll go and offer Juventus £10m for Bonucci.

Fantastic job. Go in with a lowball offer and piss them off like we did with Stones/Everton... That sure worked out for us.

Poor as he's been and as disinterested as he's looked lately I hope the club aren't stupid enough to sell him to another PL club. It would be so typical if we sold him there and he returns to the Matic we had when he first came back to Chelsea while we have Mikel still starting games for us. If he goes it must be to another league.

Even away from the actual football it feels like Chelsea as a club is being left behind. At the very least we've planned super poorly. Talking of the stadium situation here. Arsenal have a big new stadium, Spuds are going to have a brilliant new stadium very soon, Liverpool are in the process of expanding Anfield, City already expanded the Etihad, and even fucking West Ham have possibly the best brand new stadium in the country. We on the other hand seem to be years and years behind. All of those I've just named seem to be progressing both on and off the pitch whilst we're basically in limbo. How much longer will players look at Chelsea as a more attractive destination than those clubs? Not finishing in the CL places next season is unthinkable. Could have massive impact for years on the club.

Baba was one of the best LB's in Germany last year and look how he does in the PL.

I've said this before here but once more, Koeman is one hell of a coach. Fantastic what he's done at Sounthampton. Certainly deserves a chance at a bigger club. Everton, maybe?

He's a bit too good to be a backup. I'm still not convinced Conte will start with 2 up top.

Nah. No more older players, please. Even as squaddies. Plus, we don't even have the attacking players that would give him the service he requires to be effective (crosses). Hazard and Willian are players who cut inside and play it short or across the ground. We need skillful, mobile strikers rather than big lumps.

Only real excuse I can think of is that it's hard for him to be consistent when he's in and out of the team. Just like Felipe Luis last season. He just looks completely out of his depth in the PL defensively. Ripped to shreds today and that was against a relegation level side with nobodies in their attack. Pretty clear we need a new LB and let's hope Conte is allowed to sign one. My bet is the club will force him to stick with what we have, though. If we're going to play with 4 at the back then Azpj must play on the right, Ivanovic never playing anything other than at CB (a squad one) and we need a modern, class LB who is good both attacking and defending. Baba can do the attacking bit well enough but is a total liability defending.

Same way he looked when he assisted Hazard's second goal against Bournemouth. Refused to celebrate even when his teammates tried to get him to. He's off and I think he knows it.

Forget succeed, to compete! We need to change half our team just to to think about finishing in the top 4.

Let's hope (pray) he's able to personally convince Bonucci to make the move to Chelsea. He's the only type of CB you can buy that'll instantly improve our back 4. No more cheap penny pinching and looking for deals. Pay what it takes and get a proper JT successor.

My weekly "my god, our defense and midfield are shit" post. Azpi is the only defender we have that should play next season. Utterly, shockingly terrible. Conceding 3 goals to one of the worst sides in the league.

It's hilarious watching Fabregas try to sprint. He's soooooo slow!

Why did Willian use his left foot? Pretty easy goal with his right.

Don't mind the strong lineup but surely he has to explain why Ruben hasn't been playing?

How does Conte evaluate the likes of RLC, Kenedy, Pato, Baba etc if they don't play? Not saying all of them should start but Ruben should have been starting and playing as much as possible over the past few weeks. Matic & Mikel makes me queasy.

I just want Liverpool to lose every match they play, mate. Liverpool, Arsenal, Souds, and Man United. Any game they're playing I want them to lose. Despise them all.

Don't give a shit if it's "good for the league." It's fucking Liverpool! If Arsenal were in the CL final would you be cheering them on?

What the fuck am I reading here? Hopefully the final goes to penalties and Liverpool lose it in the most heartbreaking fashion possible on the final penalty. I want them as close to securing CL football as possible before having it ripped from them at the last second.

Guess it goes to show how hugely topheavy La Liga is if this lot are 4th. They look about as good as a PL side just above the relegation zone.

Villareal are utterly woeful. How did they get this far? How are they so high in La Liga? They have no clue how to deal with this average Liverpool side and are making them look like Barca. Shit, if Liverpool win this thing and have CL football I'm gonna puke. More talk of "special Anfield nights." Not to mention better recruits for Klopp.

Never thought I'd read the word cumshot on TC. Hahahahaha! Agreed, though. Why is so hard to make a solid blue shirt with white striped on the shoulders? They've got to add "flair" that I guess they think kids love.

If it means Costa leaves I would be against it, but Higuain has been spectacular for Napoli for a while. He's a fantastic striker.

Really hope Atleti win. Would love to see Simeone, Luis, Torres etc get it.