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he's not a saviour but he is hardly an awful manager is he? At Brondby: 2x domestic cup winners 1x league winners 3x league runner up At Getafe (probably the equivalent to a team like Bolton at the time) Domestic cup runners-up to Valencia UEFA Cup quarter finalists, going out to Bayern Munich At Mallorca Saves a club in financial turmoil that is being forced to sell its best players from relegation to the 2nd division At Swansea City Wins the League Cup in his first season In a managerial career spanning around 10 years that's hardly awful is it? Everywhere he has gone his sides have played nice, passing, attacking football. I know everyone is desperate for Mourinho but what if he changes his mind and decides he doesn't want to come back? Then who? Still, it doesn't make any difference because you will be calling for him to be sacked when we lose 3 games anyway

this happened in the town I live in this morning. How ironic

Anyone seen Rupert? Come out and discuss the game with us Rupert! Tell us about how rafa is a genius

Rupert where are you?

City playing one step beyond oh dear get some originality you pieces of shit. Before the money their stadium was filled with fans dressed as empty seats

Ohhh steph....

There are some bang tidy girls on take me out tonight....

yeah I have never heard that scoops one over here

of what? Ice cream? right I'm off to smoke a big fat dube...

Happy Birthday you Aussie rat

does this mean our game at home to West Ham on Saturday 16th will get moved to Sunday 17th?

Agreed. Stegosaurus ftw

I bet you could have made it pro then. The closest I got was almost being offered a trial by Fulham when I was 13

Really?!? You always told me you weren't that good?

omg one of my mates has got a trial at Barcelona in the Summer no jokes!!!

is that a good thing? Are you OK mate?

Good. Found out I might be doing work experience at the architects who designed Chelsea Village and the West stand at Stamford Bridge and loads of other football stadiums

its second to PORRA!!!

Uncle Ben says hello

oh my god this rice is just orgasmic give the man a fucking knighthood

this man is greater than God, Allah, Brahma and Spongebob put together Uncle Ben, your sweet and sour microwave rice is fucking fantastic

It wouldn't surprise me to be honest. I'll check that next Saturday. Stamford Bridge is like a fucking dictatorship the way Chelsea TV won't say a bad word about Rafa, they don't allow banners for fans to give their opinions and now this. Absolute bullshit.

Well quite clearly he did. If Ba was up front the game probably would have been out of Sparta's reach by half timeWe were not booing the substitution you moron, we were booing the fact that la mierda was staying on the pitch offering absolute fuck all as usual while one of our creative players was being substituted. Wow fuck me Rafa must really be a tactical genius to notice that things needed changing didn't he? Its not like we were getting outplayed by a side we would probably have demolished under Mourinho. It was obvious to everyone that Hazard needed bringing on so why does Rafa deserve respect for doing the bloody obvious and bringing on a player that everyone in the stands could see we needed. We are not even the supposed 'tactical genius' eitherThat's right. Loyal supporters who had paid thousands of pounds to travel to the other side of the world to see the wanker jog around giving 20% in every game he played. Why should we show him respect if he isn't going to show us respect by playing to the best of his ability? He can't even be fucked to jog towards the penalty box these days let alone jump for a header Nope.Yes Oscar was not at his best but he was nowhere near as bad as Torres. We could have brought Hazard on for Torres and put Victor Moses up front or play with a false number 9. Torres lost the ball far more than Oscar (and Oscar was actually trying) and it would usually end up being his fault that they counter attacked either because he would run into a player or not give Oscar, Moses or Mata an option to pass to so they would lose the ball. That's right, the same Fernando Torres who got all the plaudits against Barca last season by trying to dribble past 4 players on the edge of our box in the 92nd minute, losing the ball and not being arsed to track back and instead decided to jog aimlessly towards the halfway line. He was then incredibly lucky to get the ball and score yet he got all the praise? He is the one who consistently puts us in danger

BOM DIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!