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Cool story bro tell it again with more dinosaurs

In England we use it as a slang way of saying isn't And we speak proper, real English here

Ah the good old days when we would go 1-0 up and it would be game over. By a mile my favourite time supporting Chelsea. We were probably the most hated team in the world at the time but we didn't give a shit because we had Mourinho. The days when you would actually look forward to a press conference, we could go to Old Trafford and Anfield and get a result, the fat Spanish waiter was the cunt up the road who we all despised and would laugh that he would never be our manager

you know you are in the Europa League when you have a 6PM kick off...

yawnnnnnnnnnn

So according to neil Barnett at half time Mata had a virus and Demba Ba would not be able to play because of his broken nose. So why the hell were they both on he bench?!?

Fuck me a 3PM kick off at home the last one was against Norwich in October

you know me too well

Its got nothing on my (future) bitchmobile (currently belongs to parents, when I pass my driving test I can get insured on it)

Can't we go to South America for once? No other teams from England do it and our profile is rising gradually there.

fuck. well that backfired for me then

Rio Carnival > Notting Hill Carnival > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sao Paulo Carnival

ASIA TOUR 2013 ANNOUNCED Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the details of our 2013 Here to Play, Here to Stay tour of Asia, which will see us play matches in Thailand, Malaysia, and for the first time, Indonesia. We will play games in Bangkok, Kuala Lumpur and Jakarta. The first team last visited Asia in 2011 as we began our preparations for a season which ended with Champions League and FA Cup success. The year's first match is against a Singha Thailand All-Star XI in the Singha Cup on Wednesday July 17 at the Rajamanagala National Stadium in Bangkok, which will act as a celebration of our partner's 80th anniversary. We then travel to Kuala Lumpur to face a Malaysia XI at the Shah Alam Stadium on Sunday July 21. We make our debut in Jakarta on Thursday July 25 against an Indonesia XI at the 88,000-seater Gelora Bung Karno Stadium, as we compete for the BNI Cup, marking our relationship with Bank Negara Indonesia, which has issued more than 60,000 Chelsea-branded payment cards since August 2012. Upon announcing the tour, Chelsea Chief Executive Ron Gourlay said: 'It is fantastic that we will be returning to Asia for what promises to be an excellent pre-season tour. 'South-east Asia remains home to an ever-growing and passionate Chelsea FC support and it gives me great pleasure that we will again be able to experience that wonderful hospitality. In particular I look forward to visiting Indonesia for the first time, a country where we have an extensive fanbase that is eager to see Chelsea play. 'I am sure we will face strong opposition in packed stadiums as we celebrate the successes of some of our important regional partners and we will once again leave an important legacy in terms of the community work we conduct during the tour and for long afterwards.' As well as helping us reach our supporters in the region, this summer's trip will also see us continue the important community work we have undertaken across Asia, with a Chelsea FC Soccer School, incorporating a Blue Pitch facility, due to open prior to our arrival in Indonesia. This will provide a centre for local coaches to help further the development of grassroots football in the area, following on from similar projects in Hong Kong, the Philippines, Japan, Korea and Singapore, as well as Bangkok and Kuala Lumpur. Chelsea also has several dedicated local language websites and Twitter and Facebook feeds serving our Asian fans, which attract around half a million page views each month. Ticket news for this year's Here to Play Here to Stay tour will appear here on the official Chelsea website in due course.

if I were to ever see Benitez in the street this is what I would shout at him

Neil Ashton ‏@neilashton_ Roman makes his move: he wants Frank Lampard to stay another year. It had to happen. On Sportsmail Online soon. He's a reliable journo who is usually right about Chelsea stuff!!!

At the moment it gets dark at about 5PM. In December/January it is at about 4:30. In Summer it gets dark at about 8:30-9:00 where I live

Have fun- probably a lot nicer than cold, dark England at the moment!

no we are winning 2-1

still dont think we will win this

yeah lets not give him a new contract he is clearly shit

LAMPAAAAAAARRRRDDDDDDDD

this is why England can never, ever be taken seriously...