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Know someone who works at Gatwick airport who has apparently seen Bruce Buck arrive in a very fancy car there about 10 minutes ago!!!!!!

The police can choose to reduce the allocation Millwall would get if they decide it would be unsafe to give them 6,000 allocation

from the film The Football Factory, some Millwall hooligans find a Chelsea hooligan in a pub toilet who they think attacked one of their members but the Chelsea fan tells them his name is Dorien and he doesn't even like football

https://vine.co/v/OdxtIdJQgvV

If any Millwall fans in a pub toilet ask, just remember that your name's Dorien

7am kick off on a Thursday

Nailed on early kick off if we do get them

All members of the metropolitan police just collectively shat themselves

just seen him having a pint in the Butcher's Hook

Architects Journal is considered very reliable as it pretty much represents the entire architectural profession. Herzog & De Muoron are also very, very reputable as an architectural practice, not only for their stadium work but also Public Exhibition, Museum and Gallery projects around the world. They are currently working on the expansion of Tate Modern (and were the original architects for it's refurbishment) and are known among the profession for creating very iconic buildings. They recently narrowly missed out on the expansion of the Bernabeu.

Does anyone else sit there at work sometimes deep in thought about how we actually managed to justify his work permit to the Home Office? Absolute master stroke by whichever member of our board did manage to somehow convince the Government that he is coming here to work.

I sometimes treat myself to a packet of hob nobs and a blackcurrant fruit shoot from sainsburys pre match

Starbucks in Fulham Broadway shopping centre (Y)

Rami at right back, Christensen starting, Schurrle in the middle. Either this line up is as real as Katie Price's tits or Jose's been given some very magical mushrooms

I remember when one of my friends asked him for his autograph in the car park about 8 years ago and Lampard told him to fuck off. This was to a 10 year old. Someone I know who works at the training ground has also said that Lampard is good at playing the nice guy in public but behind the scenes he is very self centred and arrogant. Was especially shocked by how he treated AVB.

If we strike down Mobi Wan (or let him leave on loan) he will become more powerful than we could possibly imagine

Me for every Mourinho press conference now the transfer window is open

Why the fuck has Jeremie Boga favourited Chadli's tweet about how happy they are at beating Chelsea

Comment from my brother who knows nothing about football: "I swear all Ivanovic does is stand there with his hands behind his back and let's the attacker cut inside." Tbh he's hit the nail on the head

Watch Hodgson pick Ricky Lambert over Kane for England's next set of qualifiers. Not that I give a shit about the national team

Cech Azpilicueta Zouma JT Filipe Luis Ake Mikel Mighty Mo Oscar Schurrle Remy Subs: Crazy Uncle Mark Schwarzer, Drogba, Fabregas, Christensen, Hazard, Ramires, Willian Perhaps Ramires in for Mikel as it would be good to get him some match fitness. Give a few of the big names a complete rest. I feel this team is weakened but strong enough to beat Watford. Don't really want Zouma alongside Christensen because such a young pairing would be exploited and Troy Deeney is a pretty handy player. Watford are no mugs, make no mistake, but this team should beat them

I hear Neil Warnock is available

Could be worse, we could have Mo Sa... Oh. Oh fuck. No. It couldn't be worse.

I think we should all calm ourselves down by discussing Frank Lampard...

I'd love to know what sort of sex you have if it temporarily disables you...