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Their offices are at Wembley stadium. Hopefully someone throws a glass at it on Sunday

Ah yes I get them. Always fun. I like to write 'nonces with selfie sticks' in every box where it says 'you have given x a low score, please explain why'

What we can be happy about is that the club policy has generally been to increase prices every 5 seasons and the coming one was meant to be one where prices would increase

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2015/02/ticket-price-freeze-with-new-discounted-category-for-under-20s.html

Ben Sheppard is crying in a corner right now. Absolutely schooled.

No there wasn't? What are you chatting?

If anyone comes out with 'And this is why City will win the league' when they dropped points at home to Burnley and are still 5? Points behind us I'm going to go so mad that I stop hating Mo Salah

Neil Ashton says we are executing ethnic minorities on the pitch at half time because we are all racist and want to see that On a serious note there are undercover journalists filming in pubs all around the ground and apparently some are trying to goad fans into singing racist or anti semitic songs. Cunts.

Good point

If people think this will be straightforward then I expect them to be proved wrong. Despite where they are in the table Burnley are a very tidy side and do give it a right good go away from home against the big sides.

Maybe you could provide us with some pictures of next year's kit to take our minds off of this Henrique?

Unfortunately you will never be able to completely, totally elminate this sort of behaviour from society. There will always be a few. What I don't like is david cameron, radio tv hosts, even fucking little mix wading into this. It just makes it even more of an issue. This has been given far more coverage than other racist incidents involving Liverpool, Millwall etc. It doesn't mean there is a campaign against us but every incident should be given the same exposure

6 people on a metro train and probably 100 maximum outside the ground actually causing trouble. Roughly 106/2000

He looks like he's permanently stoned

right who thought it was banter to remove my comment in the 8 year old wonderkid thread

Always rated him

Thomas the Tank rhymes with many words including one that begins with w

I'd rag that oh yeah and I lasted about 74 seconds before I ejaculated all over the sofa

Heat maps mean nothing imo. I could have a thomas the tank onto a table football pitch then shine an ultraviolet light on it and it wouldn't look dissimilar

And which top club will want to sign him? He isn't clinical in front of goal and has the first touch of a donkey.

caught a whopper with my Real Madrid comments this lunchtime I see

Gourlay's coming back?!? Return of the Ron. I like it. Nice ring to it. He needs a job really. I heard he currently resides in a council house in Maidstone where he watches Top Gear repeats on Dave all day in only a pair of Y fronts while eating baked beans out the tin and wanking himself off to profits we made from sales of half and half scarves and Chelsea themed jester hats

As good a time as any. We all know he dreams of Real every day and scoring in El clásico not coming on as a sub to try and rescue a replay against 3rd division Bradford. It's Real Madrid. Weather, history, stadium, prestige etc. That we don't have

Hope Diego nuts that £50m clown

Just means more money for us when Real come sniffing some time in the next 2 years. Nobody turns down Real Madrid, not even Eden Hazard. When Real want a player they get him. Simple as I'm afraid. Could even do a Bale and refuse to train to force through a move. That's the power that Real can have.