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Neil Ashton says we are executing ethnic minorities on the pitch at half time because we are all racist and want to see that On a serious note there are undercover journalists filming in pubs all around the ground and apparently some are trying to goad fans into singing racist or anti semitic songs. Cunts.

Good point

If people think this will be straightforward then I expect them to be proved wrong. Despite where they are in the table Burnley are a very tidy side and do give it a right good go away from home against the big sides.

Maybe you could provide us with some pictures of next year's kit to take our minds off of this Henrique?

6 people on a metro train and probably 100 maximum outside the ground actually causing trouble. Roughly 106/2000

He looks like he's permanently stoned

Always rated him

Thomas the Tank rhymes with many words including one that begins with w

I'd rag that oh yeah and I lasted about 74 seconds before I ejaculated all over the sofa

Heat maps mean nothing imo. I could have a thomas the tank onto a table football pitch then shine an ultraviolet light on it and it wouldn't look dissimilar

And which top club will want to sign him? He isn't clinical in front of goal and has the first touch of a donkey.

caught a whopper with my Real Madrid comments this lunchtime I see

Gourlay's coming back?!? Return of the Ron. I like it. Nice ring to it. He needs a job really. I heard he currently resides in a council house in Maidstone where he watches Top Gear repeats on Dave all day in only a pair of Y fronts while eating baked beans out the tin and wanking himself off to profits we made from sales of half and half scarves and Chelsea themed jester hats

As good a time as any. We all know he dreams of Real every day and scoring in El clásico not coming on as a sub to try and rescue a replay against 3rd division Bradford. It's Real Madrid. Weather, history, stadium, prestige etc. That we don't have

Hope Diego nuts that £50m clown

Just means more money for us when Real come sniffing some time in the next 2 years. Nobody turns down Real Madrid, not even Eden Hazard. When Real want a player they get him. Simple as I'm afraid. Could even do a Bale and refuse to train to force through a move. That's the power that Real can have.

How good is nemanja Matic jesus christ

Bet that's not all you did with her...

Limbs everywhere when that went in. May have even been sexually violated. Who cares we're gonna win the fucking league

Shogun I don't think I ever told you how much I love you

I like the creativity of Willian and Oscar.

I read that it was 50% directly to the clubs and then another 40% is divided up depending on where teams finish. I think that was what I saw but might be wrong. Either way it is an absurd amount of money that won't trickle down to the fans in a positive way which is all too reflective of businesses in this country. Friday games were announced in October I think. There will not be that many of them IIRC, not as many as there are Monday night football. I doubt Jose had much influence, it is just another timeslot they can sell for more $$$. Shame really as there will be hardly any 3PM kick offs. I would prefer if it totally replaced mnf

I'm gonna put my house on Vybz Kartel aka Tinashe4 creating 3 separate accounts and being behind that

In 2012/13 I missed a few games purely because I was getting exhausted just watching all the games we played that season. We'd play at home on Saturday then play an away game midweek then another game on Sunday then Europa league on Thursday or something and if I had gone to 2 and watched one on a stream I would just want to do something different on a Thursday night instead of watch Victor Moses blaze over from 30 yards away to Steaua Bucharest

Awful. Hope we can still find the receipt in the bag. Is it too late to bring Mo back from his Italian adventure?