The English Football Thread

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[Milan 17,881]

Hmmm Bale getting back to it at Spurs, excellent timing...

[Laylabelle 9,411]

4 minutes ago, Milan said:

Hmmm Bale getting back to it at Spurs, excellent timing...

Fantastic..also..they also have a game in hand! How?! Why?! Can the teams below us not do that lol.

[NikkiCFC 8,089]

Bale finally woke up. 6 goals in the last 6 games. 

[Tomo 21,739]

Three certainties in life. Death, taxes and an ex world class player being "back" everytime they hit a mini spell.

[OneMoSalah 8,810]

1 hour ago, Tomo said:

Three certainties in life. Death, taxes and an ex world class player being "back" everytime they hit a mini spell.

Will never ever reach the levels he was before but comfortably playing better than he did first 6 months of the season. Didn't think he would need a long time to get back into regular consistent performances tbf but 1.5 years basically rotting on the bench for Madrid maybe led to confidence issues on top of him having injuries and declining a bit. Still has got 5 goals, 2 assists in 5 starts and 6 sub appearances in the PL, not too bad going. Think hes into double figures in all comps also, which for the minutes hes played, isnt too bad. 

[ZaynChelsea 423]

Don‘t know about you lot but I would hate supporting a team like United without any soul, any playing style and just relying on penalties of Penandes. They play a disgusting brand of football and every win is just like an accident that happened...what is the long-term plan there?

Still, that result puts our draw against them into perspective

Edited March 8, 2021 by ZaynChelsea

[nyikolajevics 2,603]

Liverpool has scored one goal in their last 7 hone games, which was a penalty from Salah. This is unbelievable, would be remarkable even from Sheffield or from Wycombe in the Champo.

 

Also very strange how clueless Klopp seems to be. They have many injures indeed, but their recent record cannot be explained only by that. Against us, 8 CL-winner was starting, it didn’t work. Against Fulham, he benched players like Fabinho and TAA and played yougsters, didn’t work aswell. Keeps playing different players in different positions but nothing seems to be working. And their def is not even that shit but they cannot score, even though Salah, Mane and Jota are available. 
 

Never seen such meltdown before.

[Atomiswave 6,072]

44 minutes ago, nyikolajevics said:

Liverpool has scored one goal in their last 7 hone games, which was a penalty from Salah. This is unbelievable, would be remarkable even from Sheffield or from Wycombe in the Champo.

 

Also very strange how clueless Klopp seems to be. They have many injures indeed, but their recent record cannot be explained only by that. Against us, 8 CL-winner was starting, it didn’t work. Against Fulham, he benched players like Fabinho and TAA and played yougsters, didn’t work aswell. Keeps playing different players in different positions but nothing seems to be working. And their def is not even that shit but they cannot score, even though Salah, Mane and Jota are available. 
 

Never seen such meltdown before.

Klopp's assitant I cant remember his name, said months ago that he was the brain behind Klopp's success....bold rermark but still doesnt look that out of line with hindsight.

[Fernando 6,502]

It's not the first time to be fair. 

The same happen to Klopp at Dormund. After a couple of seasons this same thing happened and it's happening all over again in a different team. 
I guess his methods are like Bielsa methods. They play so awesome but it's very demanding on the players that after a couple of seasons they are dead! 

Edited March 8, 2021 by Fernando

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Unconscionably naff nonsense that has to stop    Egregious behaviour, earlier. Photograph: Jeff Holmes/PA Scott Murray ALL BACK TO POPE’S It was a super Sunday for the Queen’s Celtic, as far as The Fiver can make out. Their latest dismal attempt to convert any, just one, of a bucketload of gilt-edged chances, this time at Dundee United, means they’ll be spared the ignominy of the Pope’s Newc O’Rangers securing the title and gambolling like giddy goats at Parkhead in a fortnight’s time. But if that wasn’t enough cause for celebration, Sunday’s result also rubber-stamped the club’s failure to erase the greatest team in the history of Scottish football from the record books by surpassing their nine in a row. Hats off to $tevie Mbe for ensuring that Jock Stein’s legends remain in the pantheon. A belated nod to Wim Jansen, too, come to think about it. Obviously the club’s fans won’t be completely c0ck-a-hoop, given the unintended consequence of all this is party time at the Big House, which is now once again open for business. All back to Pope’s! But every cloud, and all that. And to be fair, O’Rangers’ 55th title, or their first if you’re one of those crashing bores, is some achievement, when you consider that while Celtic were making hay, the Light Blues were spending the best part of a decade failing to win Challenge Cup finals and losing at home to the likes of Annan Athletic. Truly this has been a comeback for the ages. 'It's incomparable' – Rangers fans' journey from Brechin to another title Read more The sheer magnitude of their title win has inevitably found some supporters getting a wee bit carried away. Large numbers of galoots congregated outside Ibrox on Saturday, to hear the team all but secure the title by skelping St Mirren 3-0 and witness their manager hanging halfway out of a bog window. 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Photograph: Matt West/BPI/Rex/Shutterstock Ole Gunnar Solskjær is glad his brave Manchester United boys put their bodies on the line during the 2-0 defeat of Manchester City. “We suffered a lot, the players worked their nuts off,” he grimaced. “The experience of having gone through that [can] help us of course [in future].” Joan Laporta will begin a second stint as Barça bigwig after winning Big Vote. “Seeing Leo [Messi] go to vote, the best player in the world, voting with his son, for me, this shows … that Leo loves Barça, that we are all a big family,” cooed Laporta, impressively stroking two egos in one bit of chat. West Ham vibes man Mark Noble, 78, is this close to inking his name on a one-year contract extension. José Mourinho (Psy.D) reckons the work he has done on Gareth Bale’s mind has made him good at football again. “I found psychological scars,” he diagnosed. “There is a moment where that psychological barrier has to be broken. 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2020-21 English Premier League

West Ham United                
Leeds United                        

http://www.sportnews.to/mysports/2021/premier-league-west-ham-united-vs-leeds-united-s1/

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[Milan 17,881]

Gee, super tight offside before Leeds' opener.

[Milan 17,881]

Hmm, really close calls for 2 Leeds goals. Then a soft pen and WHU lead...

[Jase 43,479]

West Ham's game in hand is against Arsenal next weekend.

[Pizy 18,538]

West Ham are legitimately pretty good. Annoyingly... 😒

We need them to go away.

[Fulham Broadway 16,987]

Meanwhile the bloke who presses the button for crowd noise at Anfield when Liverpool score has been furloughed

[Jase 43,479]

11 minutes ago, Jason said:

West Ham's game in hand is against Arsenal next weekend.

Before that, West Ham go to Old Trafford this weekend.