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What a joke

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1 hour ago, Patrick Bamford said:

What a joke

These accolades have always been a joke

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About fucking time....

''Accidental handball that leads to a goal-scoring chance or a goal for a team-mate will no longer be penalised, say football's law makers.

Ifab confirmed the change on Friday, saying it was because of the "interpretation of handball incidents" not being applied consistently.

Fulham lost to Tottenham as Josh Maja was denied a goal as Davinson Sanchez's clearance flew into Mario Lemina's arm.

The change is likely to be introduced in England from 1 July.''

The body also clarified its interpretation of the offside law, saying the definition for handball, whereby the arm ends at the bottom of the armpit, must be used when judging whether a player is offside or not.

Chelsea's Timo Werner was denied a goal against Liverpool on Thursday night when VAR ruled the position of his arm made him offside in the build-up.''

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Klopp 2018

Klopp 2021

Klopp 2022

 

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Jürgen Klopp must solve a tricky and trippy Mersey-infused poser    Oh Liverpool! Photograph: Laurence Griffiths/PA Scott Murray YOU’LL NEVER WIN AT HOME These are difficult times for Liverpool. The club hasn’t won a major trophy for nearly nine months, while it’s now a whopping 22 days since they were deposed as the world’s best club team. To quote the hooked and miffed Mo Salah’s Mr 15%: “.” ! To be fair to the club’s supporters, having waited 30 years to once again celebrate as champions, a virus that looks a bit like early-80s Graeme Souness with vengeance on his mind, has denied them the chance to do so. But while fans are permitted to feel down on themselves, there’s no need for the players to be walking around with faces like they’ve just been approached by early-80s Graeme Souness with vengeance on his mind. Which is pretty much what they did on Thursday night, as they meekly scuttled about Anfield, a timid shower, while a markedly more confident Chelsea gegenstrolled their way to a most deserved victory. Klopp plays down Salah substitution and urges Liverpool to ‘fight harder’ Read more Liverpool’s lack of collective belief was best summed up during the last knockings, when Mateo Kovacic saucily pinged the ball off Sadio Mané’s prone noggin. Mané got up with a view to engaging Kovacic in Hegelian dialectic, but while in olden days Souness would have flown in sideways to offer additional intellectual heft to the philosophical back-and-forth, Mané was left to debate the issue by himself. Now, The Fiver always thinks of the children, but brawl and haymakers please! Everyone else in red, thoroughly defeated, let it slide. Yes, yes, these guys are role models, remember that kiddies are watching, but stand by your man will you. Something doesn’t quite sit right with The Fiver here. What’s going on? “I think we agree it’s a really strange one,” Jurgen Klopp admitted on Friday, still wearing his newly trademarked thousand-yard stare and freshly copyrighted grey pallor. “Football is more rhythm than people think. We’ve never had that to build, we’ve had to change too much. That’s clear.” He illustrated his point further by reporting that Ozan Kabak has a “little problem” and may be replaced for the upcoming Fulham defeat by fellow newcomer Ben Davies, but even so, this lot had a five-point lead at the top of the Premier League in December, after a 7-0 away win to boot, while it’s only been 43 days since they were defending a four-year, 68-game undefeated home record, and now they’re on their worst run at Anfield since 1892. ! “We all have to improve, definitely,” sighed Klopp, who is now tasked with solving the most tricky and trippy Mersey-infused poser since John Lennon flung two versions of a song, recorded at varying tempi and in different keys, at Parlophone kn0b-twiddler George Martin, ordering him to meld them together. Liverpool fans will hope Klopp has similar problem-solving talents to the genius producer, whose credits also feature You’ll Never Walk Alone, because … well … there’s always next season … but this is beginning to look serious, and what are the first five words of Strawberry Fields Forever again? QUOTE OF THE DAY “We’re all disappointed, of course we are, and why wouldn’t we be? It borders on treason, if you like. It’s disgusting … there is a source feeding stuff. We are looking into it to find the culprit” – Newcastle boss Steve Bruce has got the sniffer dogs out and will stop at nothing to find the mole who leaked details of his bust-up with Matt Ritchie to the tabloids.  On the hunt, earlier. Photograph: Richard Sellers/Reuters FIVER LETTERS “After watching Ole Gunnar Solskjær’s current breed of zebras lose their way in the south London mist this week, I think I’ve figured out the reason for Manchester United basing that third strip on those dazzle ships of yore. If the Allies’ ship was painted to disorientate German U-boat commanders by blurring how fast and in which direction it was travelling, might the zebra shirt not have the same effect on the person in the VAR room checking for offside? Modern football is getting too complicated. Next they’ll be employing teams of young women at Bletchley Park to break the codes on Jürgen Klopp’s Liverpool corner kicks” – Justin Kavanagh. “Re: $tevie Mbe having words with the ref at Livingston (yesterday’s Fiver). Was he asking the official to change his tune, perhaps?” – Neale Redington. Send your letters to [email protected]. And you can always tweet The Fiver via @guardian_sport. Today’s winner of our prizeless letter o’the day prize is … Neale Redington. But we’ve got book prizes from Monday, courtesy of those kind people at From the Jaws of Victory [UK only, apologies – Fiver Postal Ed], and you can also enter promo code FIVER and get 15% off and free shipping. NEWS, BITS AND BOBS Ifab has announced that accidental handball which leads to a teammate scoring or having a scoring opportunity will no longer be considered an offence, from 1 July. Which will be of no consolation whatsoever to Fulham, who were denied a draw against Tottenham by this nonsense disallowing Josh Maja’s equaliser. David Moyes is getting high off his own supply [not literally – Fiver Lawyers] of West Ham players. “[They] have changed my mentality because now I’m looking up to see how high I can get,” he giggled, scarfing down a bag of Doritos. “I don’t see why we can’t be around those [top four] positions.” Bobby M will not call up Leeds’ Pascal Struijk for Belgium in order to avoid a lowlands dispute or something. “It looks as if his heart lies with the Netherlands,” he sobbed. “We have to respect that, never mind how interesting his profile is. I don’t want there to be any conflict.” Michael Keane reckons if Everton qualify for Big Cup it will be all down to the £70m and change the club dropped last summer Carlo Ancelotti’s worldly know-how. “The manager has been there and done it all,” gushed Keane. “Even when we don’t play well we still believe we are going win.” And $tevie Mbe can’t wait to do some DIY around Ibrox when the Pope’s Newc O’Rangers win a 55th title, potentially as soon as this Sunday. “The important thing is to get that trophy back … knock all the 54s off the walls,” he blabbed, getting his tool kit out. STILL WANT MORE? “I never want to miss a minute of football – but I do wonder at what cost.” Burnley captain Ben Mee on the risks of concussion and why he backs restrictions on children heading the ball. Ten things to look out for in the Premier League this weekend. Make it stop!  Here you go. Composite: Tom Jenkins,AFP, Getty Images, Reuters Spurs need balance if they’re to nab a Big Cup place, reckons David Hytner. Barney Ronay on why turbo-charged Timo will soon be bathing in lovely goals. Plus the resurgence of N’Golo Kanté, by Jacob Steinberg. Sunday: a short film about football, friendship and talking about feelings. Oh, and if it’s your thing … you can follow Big Website on Big Social FaceSpace. And INSTACHAT, TOO! GOOL PERAN LOWEN

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Friday March 5 2021 Football Nerd

Why so many Premier League teams' attacking moves veer left By Daniel Zeqiri Knowing your opponent's attacking patterns and strong side is an important part of match preparation, and more often than not in the Premier League it is the left side. Fourteen of 20 Premier League teams this season have attacked down the left more frequently than the right wing or through central areas. Whenever there is a substantial bias it is always to the left. This could be because coaches are more inclined to use their left-back as an attacking outlet than their right-back, or due to the proliferation of right-footed forwards who like to cut in from the left: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, Marcus Rashford, Heung-min Son and Richarlison to name a few. Brighton, Chelsea, Leeds United, Leicester City, Newcastle United and Wolves are the only teams without a left-sided bias. In this week's Football Nerd, I analyse the data and explore the reasons why so many Premier League games seem to tilt to one side.

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2020-21 English Premier League

Burnley                   
Arsenal                   

http://www.sportnews.to/mysports/2021/premier-league-burnley-vs-arsenal-s1/

https://www.totalsportek.com/page-3/

 

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1-0 Aubameyang

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What a gift from Arsenal!!!

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How is that not a penalty for Arse?

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What is the talk about Chris Wilder having a falling out with the owners? They keep repeating it with no details?

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Good for you Burnley!!

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Arsenalmania is in meltdown mode. 63 pages and growing of a game day thread of members ripping into each other.

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🤣

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Bruno Cantona, a good player for sure but has a quality PR team behind him in the media. No where near as good as some claim imo, there were even talks last week that he might be a new FL......give me a break, FL was light years ahead.

Edited March 6, 2021 by Atomiswave

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2 hours ago, Jason said:

🤣

He could have scored the goal of the season vs Spurs and it still would have been beyond crass to use it to boost his profile given what happened that game.

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Martinez with one of best saves of the season now. Crazy fella.

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On 05/03/2021 at 12:54, Atomiswave said:

These accolades have always been a joke

Only two clear winners there out of those guys. Joao Cancelo has been one of the best in the PL and Europe in terms of performance this season IMO and Gundogan has undoubtedly been one of best City players this season by a mile also