The English Football Thread

[Fulham Broadway 16,977]

18 minutes ago, Jason said:

Was talking about cases but yeah and they haven't fully lifted the restrictions within the country yet. 

Here in the UK we're talking about no movement restrictions lifted until end of May, early June

[Vesper 29,202]

7 hours ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Here in the UK we're talking about no movement restrictions lifted until end of May, early June

Locked Up 

 

[Laylabelle 9,406]

8 hours ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Here in the UK we're talking about no movement restrictions lifted until end of May, early June

If that...then it's a case of lifting things slowly...and hoping it doesnt go crazy.

[Jase 43,479]

9 hours ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Here in the UK we're talking about no movement restrictions lifted until end of May, early June

OR it could last for 6 months...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/29/uk-coronavirus-restrictions-could-last-six-months-deputy-chief-medical-officer

[Vesper 29,202]

Coronavirus restrictions ‘likely to last six months’

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/coronavirus-lockdown-must-last-until-june-says-top-adviser-s6p0lcxk2

 

 

Michael Gove thought GDP meant Great Drugs Party

https://newsthump.com/2019/06/08/michael-gove-thought-gdp-meant-great-drugs-party/

Prime Minister in waiting, Michael Gove, had a very different idea of the Gross Domestic Product after spending the nineties whacked off his tits on beak.

Friend, Penny Mordant, says Britain’s next Prime Minister should not be ashamed of his love affair with freebasing the ching.

“He used to line up two bowls side by side filled to the brim with the finest Colombian marching powder,” she said.

“He called it The Double Dip.”

 

 

 

[NikkiCFC 8,081]

 

[Fulham Broadway 16,977]

1 hour ago, Jason said:

OR it could last for 6 months...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/29/uk-coronavirus-restrictions-could-last-six-months-deputy-chief-medical-officer

Yup looking bad, although the chief medical officer said things will be reviewed regularly - firstly in 3 weeks

Is it bad in your country ?

[Jase 43,479]

Just now, Fulham Broadway said:

Yup looking bad, although the chief medical officer said things will be reviewed regularly - firstly in 3 weeks

Is it bad in your country ?

Not really, where I am at the moment. There are advisories, restrictions and all that but things haven't spiraled out of control (so far...). 

[Fulham Broadway 16,977]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

Not really, where I am at the moment. There are advisories, restrictions and all that but things haven't spiraled out of control (so far...). 

Its really varied isn't it, mainly because testing is so lacking at the moment

Which country are you in ?

[Jase 43,479]

9 minutes ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Which country are you in ?

You'll need to find out yourself. 

[Fulham Broadway 16,977]

Just now, Jason said:

You'll need to find out yourself. 

Lol you've always been cagey about that !

From the Halfjase twitter thing I think its Malaysia or Singapore...

[Jase 43,479]

Just now, Fulham Broadway said:

Lol you've always been cagey about that !

From the Halfjase twitter thing I think its Malaysia or Singapore...

I don't know how you came to that conclusion but ookay... 

[Fulham Broadway 16,977]

Just now, Jason said:

I don't know how you came to that conclusion but ookay... 

https://twitter.com/halfjase

India ?

[Jase 43,479]

1 minute ago, Fulham Broadway said:

https://twitter.com/halfjase

India ?

Nope, not India. 

[Fulham Broadway 16,977]

4 minutes ago, Jason said:

Nope, not India. 

Well your twitter thing is Japanese ジェーソン

Why sooooo cagey ?

[Jase 43,479]

Just now, Fulham Broadway said:

Well your twitter thing is Japanese ジェーソン

Why sooooo cagey ?

I put my name in Japanese because it's cool.  

[NikkiCFC 8,081]

Jason is from Vatican 

[NikkiCFC 8,081]

PICTURE EXCLUSIVE: New images show Jack Grealish leaving the scene moments BEFORE police arrive after £70k Range Rover crashed into parked cars, as Aston Villa captain faces police and club probe over 'all-night lockdown party'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-8166699/PICTURE-EXCLUSIVE-Jack-Grealish-pictured-leaving-scene-Range-Rover-crash.html