The Pub - Discuss Anything

[DJames 729]

The offside rule for women:

Must be a man who wrote this.........................................................................................what girl would go shopping without her (husband/bf) wallet. Smh

[Jype 6,398]

So this is what a second day of spring looks like in centeral Alberta, Canada...

Looks awfully familiar.

[Amblève. 4,995]

If it were possible to die from boredom, I would have self combusted by now.

I don't know anything about you and your circumstances but get yourself loaded with work. That's how I've survived the last 3 weeks. Most of the time it would be some really pointless things I did, like searching my scissors for a whole day; normally I would have said 'Fuck it.' to myself and never found it again. But I decided to search and, though, I haven't found it so far and my room looks like a fucking mess now but at least I spent one day doing something. Sound pretty dull and really is but at least it kinda helps to get away from the boredom.

[manpe 10,861]

@Amels, what's your sig about?

[Amblève. 4,995]

@Amels, what's your sig about?

The guy in the pic is Prinz Pi, my favourite German rapper and lyricist. The quote underneath the pic is from 'The Bridge'.

[Rmpr 8,977]

I FEEL FUCKING AMAZING!!!

DON JULIO OR SOMETHING IS SO FUCKING GREAT!

[manpe 10,861]

Yo , I just Googled you and this is the first image that popped up:

You're smoking hot!

[Rmpr 8,977]

Yo , I just Googled you and this is the first image that popped up:

You're smoking hot!

HOLLY SHIT!

If I was that close to that amazing pussy, I would fuck her nonstop! NONSTOP, five consecutives cums!

Holy fuck mnape!

[manpe 10,861]

@, what would you do to them?

[Rmpr 8,977]

Angelina Jolie You Sexy Bitch!

Things are starting to look so much clear now, getting sober!!1

[Rmpr 8,977]

@, what would you do to them?

HOLLY SHIT, THE THING HERE JUST GO SERIOUS AND HARD!

I think i need two mother fucking penis, one aint enough! HOLLY SHIT THOSE LOVELY TITS!

[Rmpr 8,977]

I want my gril back!

I think I will settle for LOLA......................THE SEX DOLL! :S

bye manpe, my sexy donkey!

[manpe 10,861]

HOLLY SHIT, THE THING HERE JUST GO SERIOUS AND HARD!

I think i need two mother fucking penis, one aint enough! HOLLY SHIT THOSE LOVELY TITS!

Would you like to hit those balls in her holes?

[manpe 10,861]

I want my gril back!

I think I will settle for LOLA......................THE SEX DOLL! :S

bye manpe, my sexy donkey!

Good night dear, I'm going to bed with myself You probably just woke up in your sunny side of the world.

[Guest FullEnglishBreakfast]

The Beatles in order of my most favoured to least:
1. George Harrison

2. Ringo Starr

3. Paul McCartney

4. Pete Best

5. Stuart Sutcliffe

6. John Lennon