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[manpe 10,861]

I just went for a poo and took my phone in to play on, but i pooped too fast so i didn't have enough time to play with it

I hope that by sharing this story, other people effected by situations similar to mine will feel the confidence to step forward.

Has happened to me quite a bit, although usually I'm a long pooper. Once I blew up too fast and powerful, so the water somehow splashed outside the toilet and at the door and floor, I just barely managed to react to save my cell from the stinkers. Since then, I always wait for the initial release, and only after that take out my phone in full glory.

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

I just went for a poo and took my phone in to play on, but i pooped too fast so i didn't have enough time to play with it

I hope that by sharing this story, other people effected by situations similar to mine will feel the confidence to step forward.

i can see it now, "the art of pooing"..........written/directed/produced by Leif. hahahaha

[Leif 6,006]

OK serious question - If I put bleach in my toilet, leave it for a while, forget it's in there, then go for a crap later on... if the poo makes the water and bleach splash up against my asshole, will my hole be bleached white like pornstars have it?

[manpe 10,861]

OK serious question - If I put bleach in my toilet, leave it for a while, forget it's in there, then go for a crap later on... if the poo makes the water and bleach splash up against my asshole, will my hole be bleached white like pornstars have it?

Good thinking, it's worth a try

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

OK serious question - If I put bleach in my toilet, leave it for a while, forget it's in there, then go for a crap later on... if the poo makes the water and bleach splash up against my asshole, will my hole be bleached white like pornstars have it?

pour the bleach in a bidet for that effect...........

[Leif 6,006]

OK, last poo related post - Who here washes the inside of their bumhole, and if you do, how/where/when do you do it?

Apparently around 40% of people in a survey were unaware that people even wash their actual bumholes.

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

OK, last poo related post - Who here washes the inside of their bumhole, and if you do, how/where/when do you do it?

Apparently around 40% of people in a survey were unaware that people even wash their actual bumholes.

i cant even take this post seriously

[dumps 284]

OK, last poo related post - Who here washes the inside of their bumhole, and if you do, how/where/when do you do it?

Apparently around 40% of people in a survey were unaware that people even wash their actual bumholes.

ya i get quite friendly with it. nothing deep. but i like to be clean.

word of warning. do not use cheap toilet roll, especially after a poo that could easily be mistaken as the recreation of an atomic bomb going off. the constant wiping whilst being too friendly with the bum hole will lead to blood to be draw. and its blood drawn from a friction burn due to the violent wiping. and that shit takes ages to heal.

my question in return: do you try to speperate your bum cheeks using the rim of the seat??? so like lean to one side, spread one cheek, then plant the other so its spread without any use of hands?

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

@dumps, the username says it all!

[dumps 284]

I forget it myself, but this name acutally came through ass and poo related stories! unbelievable. that was a long time ago. I am not as extreme with my ass these days.

thats a complete lie. Im an awful awful man

[Melanicus 5,208]

[Kezza 1,965]

Yeah you should wash your bum hole area (not like finger yah bum n shit, thats a bit weird) but shampoo the hairs, if you have any. Otherwise you get dingleberries or dags.

[We Hate Scouse 10,287]

Exactly what I was just thinking...

I'm scared.

[kiaretta985 131]

I've been away from here for a while, and when I come back everything has changed... what happened?

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I've been away from here for a while, and when I come back everything has changed... what happened?

Define 'everything'

[Melanicus 5,208]

I've been away from here for a while, and when I come back everything has changed... what happened?

What do you mean?

[Melanicus 5,208]

Define 'everything'

We think the same.

[Liquidator 5,176]

If you run out of toilet paper use your fingernail as a scraper