The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Muzchap 8,966]

I use nickname manpildo in some places. That's also Brazilian, right?

Manpildo - sounds a lot like Dildo...

You'd be better off with Man-dingo

[Rmpr 8,977]

I use nickname manpildo in some places. That's also Brazilian, right?

UUUH, I see why you go down on Cap then!

[manpe 10,861]

DON'T JUDGE ME! I use it only in places where you have to have more than 5 characters or when the username is already taken. And I know it sounds like dildo, that's why it's cool

[Kez 2,727]

Just passed my driving test with 2 minors!!! YEAH BABY!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Just passed my driving test with 2 minors!!! YEAH BABY!

I always thought you were older At what age do you get your driver license in the UK?

[Kez 2,727]

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You can get your provisional from 17 can choose when to learn from that age. I'm 21 just left it a bit later

[Laylabelle 9,351]

Just passed my driving test with 2 minors!!! YEAH BABY!

Congrats!!! Awww i only gota fair few minors on mine...the 6 times I took it before I passed,kept getting such random major's..woops!

But freedommmmm expensive but so much easier...espically when it aint cold and have to de ice cause its coold and not fun!

[Leif 6,006]

MY PENIS HAS GROWN A MOTHERFUCKING INCH SINCE I LAST MEASURED IT (flaccid)!!!

GET IN-FUCKING-THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[manpe 10,861]

You can get your provisional from 17 can choose when to learn from that age. I'm 21 just left it a bit later

I'm 21, don't have license and am not planning on getting one either

[zolayes 14,489]

MY PENIS HAS GROWN A MOTHERFUCKING INCH SINCE I LAST MEASURED IT (flaccid)!!!

GET IN-FUCKING-THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

gosh its grown an inch in 10 minutes ...it must be those magic beans you got for selling the cow Jack

[Muzchap 8,966]

MY PENIS HAS GROWN A MOTHERFUCKING INCH SINCE I LAST MEASURED IT (flaccid)!!!

GET IN-FUCKING-THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scratching the numbers off your ruler and re-writing them does not equal an inch in growth

Thanks for sharing it with us though!

Bet the ladies love those 3inches now

[osgoodisgod 150]

MY PENIS HAS GROWN A MOTHERFUCKING INCH SINCE I LAST MEASURED IT (flaccid)!!!

GET IN-FUCKING-THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not sure mother fucking is the best way to describe your boaby

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

MY PENIS HAS GROWN A MOTHERFUCKING INCH SINCE I LAST MEASURED IT (flaccid)!!!

GET IN-FUCKING-THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck sake should of expected something like this after seeing "Leif" on my screen tbh haha.

[Muzchap 8,966]

Fuck sake should of expected something like this after seeing "Leif" on my screen tbh haha.

Kinda like Leif me alone?

[Beirut_Blues 306]

bored

[Leif 6,006]

Just took a piss but my foreskin decided to be a dickhead (see what i did there?) and somehow block the pee-hole partially, causing my pee to come out like a broken water pipe and splash all over my leg and my onlooking cat.

[Hutcho 8,443]

bored

You could start measuring things as @Leif, seems to keep himself entertained that way for many an hour...

[Hutcho 8,443]

Just took a piss but my foreskin decided to be a dickhead (see what i did there?) and somehow block the pee-hole partially, causing my pee to come out like a broken water pipe and splash all over my leg and my onlooking cat.

I honestly read your posts, and am not sure whether to laugh, cry, or to run away. lol.