Shogun 721 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Would you lick jizz of a eva's nipple if it meant she would have sex with you.P.S. the jizz is your fathers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Would you lick jizz of a eva's nipple if it meant she would have sex with you.P.S. the jizz is your fathers.I've never met my father but in the one letter I received from him; he told me too much partying is bad and he has numerous diseases (like hepatitis) to show for it. So I wouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! francozola 2,040 Posted May 25, 2012 Popular Post! Share Posted May 25, 2012 Just got back from Australia!!! Had the best time ever! Parasailing, jet skiing, jet boating, kangaroos, koalas, unbelievable theme parks... fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so high on adrenalin right now even after 10 hours ++ of travelling Can't believe we won the CL!!!! Watched the match in the hotel room and it was just amazing. I think it was Spike who mentioned that it's brilliant to watch CL matches in Australia because the matches start when it's completely dark, the sun's about to rise at half-time, and by full-time it's bright. It was just glorious. I screamed and jumped around my room when Didier scored the winning penalty, waking my mother up Best 8 days of my life!!!Can't wait to catch up on the millions of new posts that I've missed. It'll take me a lifetime but I just can't stop smiling!! We did it!!!!!!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: We Hate Scouse, Sheva., BlueLion. and 7 others 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 ^^Welcome back. Glad you had good vacation You've been very much missed, I haven't read the word atrocious in weeks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Antonio Nocerino to Forza Milan!: “I’ve never won anything in my career. I’ll take everything that comes with Milan.”http://www.acmilan.c...ews/show/141543I really like Nocerino and his short interview makes me ponder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Watched the match in the hotel room and it was just amazing. I think it was Spike who mentioned that it's brilliant to watch CL matches in Australia because the matches start when it's completely dark, the sun's about to rise at half-time, and by full-time it's bright. It was just glorious.It was me EBH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zolayes 14,489 Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Just got back from Australia!!! Had the best time ever! Parasailing, jet skiing, jet boating, kangaroos, koalas, unbelievable theme parks... fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so high on adrenalin right now even after 10 hours ++ of travelling Can't believe we won the CL!!!! Watched the match in the hotel room and it was just amazing. I think it was Spike who mentioned that it's brilliant to watch CL matches in Australia because the matches start when it's completely dark, the sun's about to rise at half-time, and by full-time it's bright. It was just glorious. I screamed and jumped around my room when Didier scored the winning penalty, waking my mother up Best 8 days of my life!!!Can't wait to catch up on the millions of new posts that I've missed. It'll take me a lifetime but I just can't stop smiling!! We did it!!!!!!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:welcome back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Would you lick jizz of a eva's nipple if it meant she would have sex with you.P.S. the jizz is your fathers.I don't care whose it is, I wouldn't do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Have it, you damn arachnid. I have just killed possibly the biggest spdier I've seen, and thats saying something as I was born in the land of the spider, Australia. Quite a monster it was. Jype and TacticalBlues 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Bloody hell I forgot how chaotical it is here when transfers start and games end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Have it, you damn arachnid. I have just killed possibly the biggest spdier I've seen, and thats saying something as I was born in the land of the spider, Australia. Quite a monster it was.I am overwhelmed with an urge to shout "Arania Exumai" out loud. capriccioso 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimz 7 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Have it, you damn arachnid. I have just killed possibly the biggest spdier I've seen, and thats saying something as I was born in the land of the spider, Australia. Quite a monster it was.Damn, that's a beauty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Bloody hell I forgot how chaotical it is here when transfers start and games end Yeah, all of a sudden everyone stops hating Arsenal, Tottenham Arsenal and the rest only to start hating eachother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swedish House Mafia 508 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Would you lick jizz of a eva's nipple if it meant she would have sex with you.P.S. the jizz is your fathers.Yes, I lick Jizz all the time anyway so Eva is a bonus.Not serious.Semi serious. Kezza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 did anyone watch Eurovision yesterday? I loved the Russian grannies they should have won Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laylabelle 9,535 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Yeah! Swedens entry was a bit bizare!Then again half of them were..Greece and Spain must be relivedAnd we didnt come last woohey!Hmmmm Ryan Bertrand asked my cousin for directions last week...my other cousin met Frank Lampard and others when on hoilday..surley my turn next lol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kostas 1,468 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 What's the size limit for avatars? I'd like to somehow format this image to get the system accept it.Shameless self bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie 4,400 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Have it, you damn arachnid. I have just killed possibly the biggest spdier I've seen, and thats saying something as I was born in the land of the spider, Australia. Quite a monster it was.Thankful we don't have spiders anywhere near that big here and none of our spiders are deadly. I hate spiders, really hate them but i don't kill them, i still like to try n let it go if poss. The hardest thing is catching the cunt.As for Eurovision i only watched the last half hour of voting, the political votes are quite awful really lol like it even really matters who wins? Most of the songs are just stupid anyway, you'll only win if u have a sexy woman or a few sexy women singing and dancing in a club like song. Sweden was always gonna win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Shameless self bumpThis one should work mate, I tried it on my account. It is 125x125 for future references. Kostas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheva. 5,373 Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 Watching the Soccer Aid 2012 charity game. Sergio Pizzorno just scored a sublime goal for the Rest of the World team Both teams consist of celebrities (Will Ferrell, Mike Myers) and retired players like Stam, Ljunberg, VDS, Seaman, Keane (got injured) and Keown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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