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Why not put this in the '' We hate Tottenham thread'' ????????????

Because I didn't feel like finding it...laziness. You find faults in everything Badboy, sometimes it is a great trait to have but sometimes...

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Their Season Summary DVD should include the CL Final between Chelsea and Bayern as it had a massive word in the 2011/12 season. And in the next year's DVD the final should be as well as their season will be nicely affected by it :Goober:

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So a few months ago (around the time André Villas-Boas was sacked), the protagonist of the story was sitting in the pub rather pissed from good ol' beer. Anyway I was conversing with an Arsenal supporter who just so happened to be a former teacher of mine in High School. The Gooner is a great guy to have a chat with, he is pretty clever and is never gets aggressive with his football related banter. After a while a bloke shows up and the Gooner introduces him as the English teacher at the High School as well as his roommate. This bastard was a Tottenham fan.

I'm growing streadily drunker and given my personality I never shy away from a good debate. Eventually the subject of football shows up and after a fairly casual start it evolves into myself and the Gooner attacking Tottenham and the Twatt and having a good laugh about it. With incoming insults he gets very defensive and very aggressive and begins attacking both Arsenal and Chelsea at an alarming rate. Soon the conversation heated up and this was the absolute summit of the conversation:

Twatt: You are only as good as your last game.

Me: Well, we fuckin' won ours, 'ow bout you? You lost right?

Twatt: Well, at the end o0f the season we will see...the last time I checked we were third you were 5th.

Me: WELL AT LEAST WE ARE STILL IN EUROPE!

Twatt: Fuck...

He then proceeds to walk away in anger to sound of the Gooner absolutely pissing himself in laughter. This victory has only grown sweeter in time, not only has Chelsea knocked Tottenham out of the Champions League but we are in fact the Champions of Europe.

This ultimate victory was poetic in nature. The jigsaw fell into place to reveal a beautiful picture of coincidence and causality.

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Ah, yes, but they have istoreee you see. They were the bigger club before Russian gangster Lord of the Plastics took over us. So we're still spiritually and philosophically bigger than 'Chavski'.

:lol: they all think like that

Before Roman took over CFC, The Blues absolutely owned spudz. There was a period of like 10 years where spudz didn't beat CFC. Hell I don't think they won at the Bridge in a Generation. Look it up...We do have history ;)

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From a spurs forum.

I'm sitting here disgusted at what has happened over the last few weeks. Had it not been for the cold, Greek beer in my hand, the sunny and warm weather here on this island called Karpathos, I might have just slit someone's throat just to let off some steam.

City buying the league and Chelsea finally winning the sacret EuroLotto after learning their lesson from previous failures and actually buying all the raffle tickets this time, has made me ponder about soccerball and what it means to me. It used to mean a lot, but now it just seems idiotic. There are no winners anymore, just the agony of being raped in the anus by some rich twat who couldn't find a date, then bragging about it to his dad, who was there with him during the rape because nobody else bothers to listen. Claiming it was mutual consent and fine pickup lines that led to the sex, to his partner in crime (still dad), and believing it too - for a while. Maybe FC United figured it out all those years ago: rape is only fun for so long, that sex is better when your "partner" doesn't look up at you with a tear in his (or his brother) eye.

I was ready to give it up, that's when God reached out to me. I looked up and there I saw it, one of the beer drums decorating the bar I'm at reads HOLSTEN. Amazing. It's like God saying hey, I'm not giving it to you up the Hershey highway because you are guilty jews and I hate you. Far from it, au contraire. I'm doing my patented "show me you love me even though I'm torturing and crucifying your leader, burning your crops, stealing your son, blinding your ass and so forth routine". Thanks. We are slow learners and needed this slap I guess.

Can't but help looking forward to the next rape session, might as well enjoy it.

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Get Spurs back in the Champions League!

Created 3 weeks, 1 day ago by @scottmason10

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Tottenham Hotspur have technically lost out on the last Champions League place this year after Chelsea lifted the cup in Munich. They finished a FULL 5 POINTS ahead of lacklustre Chelsea in the Premier League, so they deserve the proper reward for their efforts... Sign this petition to spur the authorities into giving Spurs the Champions League place they deserve next year!

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