Florent Malouda

[Rubber bullets 1,183]

Florent Malouda thinks Chelsea is petty.

Most people think Malouda is a cunt.

[Blue Armour 4,278]

How can you call Malouda a cunt or a money-grabber when you don't know the inside facts?

IMO, this whole charade has left the club in bad light more than anything else...

[Rubber bullets 1,183]

Well what's your explanation? They did it for shits and giggles?

[Bosnian Blue 2,471]

Chelsea gave more to Malouda than he ever gave to us. He had a chance to play football elsewhere and that was made clear, but instead he chose to sit, watch and collect his huge wages. Nobody feels for him and rightly so.

[zolayes 14,489]

Chelsea gave more to Malouda than he ever gave to us. He had a chance to play football elsewhere and that was made clear, but instead he chose to sit, watch and collect his huge wages. Nobody feels for him and rightly so.

we kept the wrong Frenchman ....should have kept Anelka and got rid of Malouda

[English Freak 456]

Cant wait to see Malouda finally leave Chelsea.

He had the chance to go back to Lyon but he didn't like the idea of a 20k a week pay cut.

[Amblève. 4,995]

I can only laught at these 'money-grubbing cunt' posts. He signed a contract like every other employee does, nothing else. If anything Chelsea should be blamed for giving him such a contract and dealing so badly with the situation they are in now.

[Manuf 1,448]

if Chelsea did something wrong I bet few players would cause an uproar just like they did with Alex and Anelka.

[Yeboii 1,844]

if Chelsea did something wrong I bet few players would cause an uproar just like they did with Alex and Anelka.

Still don't see why Chelsea got rid of Alex. He was quality IMO.

[OneMoSalah 8,776]

Still don't see why Chelsea got rid of Alex. He was quality IMO.

Roman wants rid of the older players to get the average age of the squad down. Hence why Alex, Anelka, Drogba, possibly Lampard, Ballack, Cole etc were let go.

[Blue Gino 377]

Thanks for one good season since 2007, and putting more effort into your hairstyles. Useless.

[Blue Armour 4,278]

Well what's your explanation? They did it for shits and giggles?

Maybe, maybe not. Tell me what you know and the name the source as well, thanks.

[Blue Armour 4,278]

if Chelsea did something wrong I bet few players would cause an uproar just like they did with Alex and Anelka.

Doubt it...what's left of the old guard is desperately trying to hang on, and creating an uproar won't improve their chances.

I'm not sure what exactly happened with club and Malouda, but if I had to guess, they tried to get rid of him in the summer transfer window and he manged to stick on for another season.

Fine, the club have the right to get angry.... but tossing him in the reserves to prove a point doesn't help anyone....

[manpe 10,861]

I don't see a problem. Everything is correct, the club decided they didn't need him anymore and gave him an option to leave during the summer. He decided to stay and fair enough because he has every right to as per the contract, but the club doesn't have to play him just because of that. If they don't need him, then they don't need him. He was written off before the season began and it shouldn't come as a surprise to him or anyone else that he's nowhere to be seen anymore.

Last season we all wanted him to fuck off, I mean he was so bad people literally preferred Kalou over him. He's still on payroll, true, that's a slight miscalculation by the club, but I for one am glad he's practically gone and we can put the horror show known as Kalouda to bed.

[different level 1,056]

Аn average day in the life of Florent Malouda:

8:37 am -- Eats breakfast in the shower so he can get to training early. Even though no one will notice.

9:45 am -- While practicing free kicks, he hears the U-21 kids dare one of their cohorts to "kick a ball at Old Man Malouda." When it happens, Malouda takes a few steps in their direction and they all run away screaming.

10:16 am -- Checks his bank balance.

11:22 am -- Tells a dirty joke to his invisible friend and weight-room spotter BraniFrank RamirTerry, who finds it borderline offensive. Malouda apologizes.

12:30 pm -- He watches through a window as the non-exiled first-team players enjoy a specially prepared lunch while eating a sandwich he had been carrying in his sock all morning. Between soggy bites, he sees that Fernando Torres looks depressed despite being surrounded by other people who are actually talking to him. Malouda decides he will leave a friendship bracelet on Torres' training kit before leaving the club.

1:11 pm -- Checks his bank balance.

2:50 pm -- Plays several games of FIFA 13 career mode with a modified Chelsea team made up entirely of players named "Florent Malouda." He keeps the original Florent Malouda character on the bench, though.

3:26 pm -- He tweets just to try and prove to himself that he still exists.

4:09 pm -- Wanders around the parking lot hoping to "accidentally" bump into Rafa Benitez. When it finally happens, Benitez says "hello Mr. Abramovich" to him and then drives off.

5:15 pm -- Takes his daily picture of himself with the Champions League trophy.

7:20 pm -- For dinner, he eats a sandwich he had been carrying in his other sock all day while imitating Didier Drogba's voice.

9:41 pm -- Stares at his bank balance until he drifts into a deep and restful sleep.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

He decided in the summer that he wants to stay here and not play instead of taking a pay cut and playing in Brasil. He has the right to stay here and see out his contract but he doesn't have the right to moan about it since it was his decision.

[LDN Blue 7,903]

Why not submit a youngsters name? If malouda is leaving it would make no sense in submitting his name at this point..

afaik, u21's don't need registering.

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Also, I'm in favour of Malouda here. Yes he's had the opportunities to leave, however Chelsea's treatment of him has been appalling. He's said after he moves he will reveal all of what Chelsea has been doing to drive him out and I'll look forward to reading because it really does seem like they've made life hell for him. The fact is, if Chelsea did want to release him they can just buy him out of his contract. They're trying to save face by forcing Malouda out and anyone here can see the Frenchman can be a good squad player till the end of his contract. He's hardly Bogarde, because he's not the one who gave him a contract extension to keep him here this long!

I'm also baffled that we're talking about Malouda picking up a weekly wage packet when we've got players like Ferriera doing the same thing........

[Spike 12,049]

I don't get this. He is able, could have thrown him into the mix every now and then to keep more important players fresh. Because Chelsea sure as hell isn't using many other players...