3. Marc Cucurella

[chelsea_4_eva 1,144]

The way he runs around like a headless chicken is quite infuriating, add to that the mop top he has going on *chefs kiss*

[Vesper 27,345]

6 hours ago, Magic Lamps said:

It’s maybe the one thing that drives me mad the most. For top quality players in high demand you gotta overpay on wages to get them to join esp when they are already high earners at a big club. Granted. But like with Kepa we were literally the only suitors willing to pay the transfer fee for Cucu and you can not tell me he would have rejected 100k pw. In fact he would have bitten our hand off. The incompetence of our new owners is just out of this world 

KK & CuCu & Sterling's combined total costs counting

trans fees, add-ons, and salary

£357m

😞

On the planet there are only 22 entire CLUBS worth that much in player valuation (counting us).

Edited April 20, 2023 by Vesper

[NikkiCFC 7,594]

Funny how he is out for weeks and nobody gives a shit 😂

[Magic Lamps 11,452]

6 minutes ago, NikkiCFC said:

Funny how he is out for weeks and nobody gives a shit 😂

I didn’t not even notice but him being out is a good thing. I would expect we have him ensured vs injury and very week he missed through injury we will get some part of his wages back. So the longer he is out the better for us on and off the pitch. 

[Vesper 27,345]

On 12/05/2023 at 20:25, Magic Lamps said:

I didn’t not even notice but him being out is a good thing. I would expect we have him ensured vs injury and very week he missed through injury we will get some part of his wages back. So the longer he is out the better for us on and off the pitch. 

clown car £118m buy (wages, addons, trans fee)

horrorshow Boehly move

[Fulham Broadway 16,410]

Same mistakes as last season so far - off to Strasbourg please

[Vesper 27,345]

On 27/07/2023 at 10:14, Fulham Broadway said:

Same mistakes as last season so far - off to Strasbourg please

or off to Arabia

chop chop

[Mhsc 640]

His versatility might play in his favour at keeping him here, plus Chilwell's abysmal injury record, plus his huge fee with very little sell on value cripples us from FFP perspective. But, based on his performances, lack of redeeming qualities (if we're going to sign a not very technical guy with no brain in the future can we at least make them tall, fast and athletic as fuck please) he should definitely be out. His PEAK is a 7/10, when everything clicks perfectly for him. Also, man looks like sideshow bob and it gets on my nerves looking at him in a Chelsea shirt.

[Reddish-Blue 2,226]

4 minutes ago, Mhsc said:

His versatility might play in his favour at keeping him here, plus Chilwell's abysmal injury record, plus his huge fee with very little sell on value cripples us from FFP perspective. But, based on his performances, lack of redeeming qualities (if we're going to sign a not very technical guy with no brain in the future can we at least make them tall, fast and athletic as fuck please) he should definitely be out. His PEAK is a 7/10, when everything clicks perfectly for him. Also, man looks like sideshow bob and it gets on my nerves looking at him in a Chelsea shirt.

The only reason he is still here is because no other club out there is stupid enough to pay a reasonable transfer fee for him....same reason why Lakaka hasn't been sold yet either. 

[Vegetable 790]

He should have ended our ownership's love affair with everything Brighton if they would only be able to learn a lesson fast.

People were trashing Alonso, but he is a super expensive, sub-par replacement. I see some comments about him being great in pre-season games threads, but it only lasts for like 10 mins and then boom. Another example that what works in mid-table doesn't really do at Chelsea level (but both our owners and fans like to be reluctant to take a note of this) and his ridiculous pricetag makes this guy practically unmovable. 

Edited July 30, 2023 by Vegetable

[Vesper 27,345]

Flush this turdlette

[TheHulk 1,398]

He isn't going anywhere anytime soon, we handcuffed ourselves with this guy.

[Vesper 27,345]

1 minute ago, TheHulk said:

He isn't going anywhere anytime soon, we handcuffed ourselves with this guy.

The Saudis...........

[TheHulk 1,398]

Just now, Vesper said:

The Saudis...........

No way he accepts it unless he likes money a lot, he is to young probably still has hunger to win trophies.

[Vesper 27,345]

Just now, TheHulk said:

No way he accepts it unless he likes money a lot, he is to young probably still has hunger to win trophies.

He is not good enough to be on most clubs that win trophies in a big 5 league. 

[Amad_diallo 16]

He looked sharp today controlled saka.

[DDA 9,570]

Was immense yesterday ... carry on playing like that and it will justify the price tag.

[OneMoSalah 8,616]

Pocketed Saka. Played with a real aggression and energy that he hasn’t really done bar the Dortmund game IIRC.