TheHulk 2,647 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 Our objective is to get the biggest and best talents around the world, proceeds to buy a lot of useless ass talents. Fuck me even the Rickett family wouldn't be this dumb if they bought us. Magic Lamps 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 31,110 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 only positive is that we did not pay the supposed £60m to £68.5m (70 to 80m euros) that AM were holding out for with Shamu I SO hope my initial gut feelings about him are completely wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ZAPHOD2319 4,954 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 The amount spent on him means Maresca can keep him on the bench if he is not showing he deserves to see the pitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDA 10,241 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 Please just get Osimhen and then tbh i really coudnt give a fuck who we get to back him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkshireBlue 3,345 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 5 minutes ago, DDA said: Please just get Osimhen and then tbh i really coudnt give a fuck who we get to back him up. More chance of finding your bottle of cleaning spray for a quid mate. DDA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vytis33 1,378 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 Samu and Osimhen both coming possibly? The latter has to move somewhere to get Lukaku off the books and into Conte’s hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 31,110 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 (edited) Top 20 valued CFs (not listing Mbappe at Real) Erling Håland (off to Barca or maybe even Real I wager in a year or two, I will not say blown chance as the £450m total price tag (ffes + add-ons+ salary) for him the year before Citeh bought him was INSANE, as was his demand for a 2 or 3 years and out escape hatch clause) Lautaro Martínez (renewed, he will now be at Inter until his 30s, so off the table for good, blown chances back for years) Victor Osimhen (blown chance ONLY IF the stories are true about a partial swap, no way would I condone paying full price) Harry Kane (will soon start to plummet down in next 2 years or so) Julián Álvarez (blown chance) Alexander Isak (blown chance perhaps, a bit harsh to call it that) Dušan Vlahović (blown chances back for years) Darwin Núñez (overrated) Viktor Gyökeres (blown chance, but still not compleyely sold on him) Ollie Watkins (blown chances back for years) Endrick (Real) Rasmus Højlund (meh so far) Marcus Thuram (never was a real atrget for me) Gabriel Jesus (overrated) Loïs Openda (blown chance) Jonathan David (blown chance) Benjamin Sesko (blown chance, BUT I am still not sold on him) Ivan Toney (blown chance) Joshua Zirkzee (blown chance) Evan Ferguson (way too expensive for what he has produced atm) time will tell Edited August 5, 2024 by Vesper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whats happening 1,666 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 the amount of hate this transfer is getting im sure he will be a great player :D Hamilton, OhForAGreavsie and Vesper 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 31,110 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 1 minute ago, whats happening said: the amount of hate this transfer is getting im sure he will be a great player 😄 let us ALL hope so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 31,110 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 8 minutes ago, Vytis33 said: Samu and Osimhen both coming possibly? The latter has to move somewhere to get Lukaku off the books and into Conte’s hands why would we roll with THREE starting (in terms of their mindsets) CFs plus possibly Guiu? madness meanwhile our CB situation is a HUGE worry it could destroy us it really could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mhsc 1,146 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 If we ALSO get Osimhen on loan then it is a pretty crazy window - the top striker everyone wishes we had but doesn't think we should spend big on unless we have proof they will work here, NJ who has insane potential and already shown it for us to a decent extent, and Samu who is a 6ft4 fucking monster truck off the bench with lots of potential too. NJ becomes an option at left wing and Mudryk is sent on loan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 31,110 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 Just now, Mhsc said: NJ becomes an option at left wing is he really a valid LWer option? he does not seem the type to me but I may be completely wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikkiCFC 8,516 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 1 hour ago, Vesper said: Willian Pacho You can remove him from your list. PSG here we go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mhsc 1,146 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 5 minutes ago, Vesper said: is he really a valid LWer option? he does not seem the type to me but I may be completely wrong Seen many forwards make the move out to left wing and do a good job there, cutting in to shoot on his right, like Anelka did for us back in time but feel like this is the most natural alt position for a right footed striker no? I don't see why he couldn't do it, although of course never know until you see it. He doesn't feel like the type of guy that would duck the pressing or defensive duties that come with it. I don't think he would effortlessly win 1v1s like Noni does though, but he'd probably score plenty from out there. My gut says we don't get Osimhen though - I think the club want him on loan without obligation and Osimhen is way too proud to accept essentially a year long trial, which of course is fair enough with his reputation - but it does say something that given his price tag no one has swooped in for him... Still most top clubs with serious problems up front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 31,110 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 9 minutes ago, NikkiCFC said: You can remove him from your list. PSG here we go. sigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAM09 7,091 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 15 minutes ago, Vesper said: is he really a valid LWer option? he does not seem the type to me but I may be completely wrong I feel like that's his only chance of having a successful career here (similar to Kalou). There would be less pressure on him to take each chance that falls to him, & his movement could seriously help whoever leads the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vesper 31,110 Posted August 5, 2024 Share Posted August 5, 2024 (edited) Assuming Conor and Trevoh are soon gone (and Filip Jørgensen comes good, BUT FUCK I AM PISSED we did not buy Mamardashvili last season and now this season, it is just MADNESS how many shit keepers and CBs we have purchased) ............................... the players we have on the main squad who drive me crazy are Robert Sánchez (I think he is shit, always did) Djordje Petrovic (disappointed, after a really solid start) Kepa Arrizabalaga (at least he is soon gone either way) Axel Disasi Benoît Badiashile Wesley Fofana (likely will go down as the worst major CB buy in Chels history) Tosin Adarabioyo (potentially, as he is not looking at all a good pull atm, I SO SO hope he soon gets sorted) Ben Chilwell (injuries plus now he is apparently not at all suited to Maresca's style, I never disliked him at all, but he is just always injured, which is a shame as when healthy he was a real weapon) Raheem Sterling (that fucking salary!!!!!) Mykhaylo Mudryk (since he shaved his head he is even WORSE, disasterclass buy, along with Wes Fofana and the non Clownlake, Roman parting prezzie, Rom... £260.5m in just transfer fees down the shitter for just those 3) Romelu Lukaku FUCK OFF YOU FUCK Armando Broja (garbage now, post injury) Edited August 5, 2024 by Vesper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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