Mikel John Obi

[Kojo 4,676]

i didn't say it was good, all i said it was the only one i found.

oh right, so many of them, just like a lot of professors said that hip hop is the most intellectual genre of music in the world. if you found so many, post at least 3, I guess it's not such a big deal to find 3 links. of course i've got nothing better to do with my life, that's why i spam forums while living on somebody's back

Look son, if you search up Brian Dave, he has made a few articles of top premier league players, you'll find it there.

[Manuf 1,448]

Look son, if you search up Brian Dave, he has made a few articles of top premier league players, you'll find it there.

haha, ok, sir. surprise, surprise, have not found anything. looks like your credibility is going down the drain.

[Kojo 4,676]

haha, ok, sir. surprise, surprise, have not found anything. looks like your credibility is going down the drain.

Shut up!, don't you ever say that again!. Maybe i just can't remember the name, i can remember it going by the likes of Brian Dave, or Dave Brian.

[Muzchap 8,966]

haha, ok, sir. surprise, surprise, have not found anything. looks like your credibility is going down the drain.

English pun: Try searching for...

Bryan Rodney

Old Trigger pun from Fools and Horses

[DYC. 7,542]

i didn't say it was good, all i said it was the only one i found.

I know, I was just saying.

[Manuf 1,448]

English pun: Try searching for...

Bryan Rodney

Old Trigger pun from Fools and Horses

oh well, gotta make a fool out of yourself when everything else fails. how can anyone treat him seriously. thanks for the heads up

[robdog 2,084]

Well that's clearly not the case because it's proven very BIAS, and in DENIAL.

Statistical breakdown *League only Tackles Interceptions Pass completion (%) Mikel Arteta 4.6 2.4 93.8 John Obi Mikel 2.3 1.7 90.5 Michael Carrick 1.4 1.4 88.8 Mohamed Diame 3.6 1.1 84.1 Cheick Tiote 2.5 1.3 82.4

In the English Premier League this season, Arteta has averaged 4.6 tackles and 2.4 interceptions per game. To put this into perspective, that's a better total than players in his mould (Mikel and Carrick) and designated destroyers (Tiote and Diame.)

With regard to pass completion, only Rio Ferdinand has a better percentage (94.3), and Arteta leads all midfielders in this category, surpassing the likes of Joe Allen, Leon Britton and Paul Scholes.

hmmm....bro only one of the three stats show Tiote better than Mikel. Leave FIFA 12 or whatever playing alone. Its distorting your judgement

[Kojo 4,676]

Statistical breakdown *League only Tackles Interceptions Pass completion (%) Mikel Arteta 4.6 2.4 93.8 John Obi Mikel 2.3 1.7 90.5 Michael Carrick 1.4 1.4 88.8 Mohamed Diame 3.6 1.1 84.1 Cheick Tiote 2.5 1.3 82.4

In the English Premier League this season, Arteta has averaged 4.6 tackles and 2.4 interceptions per game. To put this into perspective, that's a better total than players in his mould (Mikel and Carrick) and designated destroyers (Tiote and Diame.)

With regard to pass completion, only Rio Ferdinand has a better percentage (94.3), and Arteta leads all midfielders in this category, surpassing the likes of Joe Allen, Leon Britton and Paul Scholes.

hmmm....bro only one of the three stats show Tiote better than Mikel. Leave FIFA 12 or whatever playing alone. Its distorting your judgement

NO NOT THE STATS, SHIT, I CAN SEE BARCA BUYING JOE ALLEN ANYTIME SOON

[Django 83]

Kojo is an entertaining prick.

[Leif 6,006]

I just watched some interracial porn and the guy looked exactly like Mikel.

[Naked Mole Rat 437]

I just watched some interracial porn and the guy looked exactly like Mikel.

Link?

[Spike 12,049]

I just watched some interracial porn and the guy looked exactly like Mikel.

My god. Never change Leif, never change.

[TorontoChelsea 4,064]

I just watched some interracial porn and the guy looked exactly like Mikel.

So Mikel can score!!

[Muzchap 8,966]

So Mikel can score!!

I'm also sure Mikel was involved in the Alicia Duval thing where a few players banged her and covered her in melted chocolate - made the rounds a few years back?

[Muzchap 8,966]

Kojo is an entertaining prick.

Bit harsh? He has a different opinion to the majority. I don't mind that, if we all thought the same, what's the point of discussion?

Would I swap Mikel for Busquets? Yes.

Do I think Mikel has improved enormously this season? Yes...

Would I still replace him? Yes.

Stats can be presented to favour an argument - we are not comparing Apples to Apples, no two football games are the same, all teams have different players, different patterns of play for attacking & defending. Can stats alone prove everything? No...

So let people express their opinions, if it offends, ignore it - that's what I've been doing and it makes it a much better forum