Peter Crouch

[drog.ba 239]

Chelsea make surprise Peter Crouch inquiry in bid to sign target man

[Vybzkartel 284]

We are reaching peak banter levels now 

[drog.ba 239]

We'll try for Akinfenwa when Crouch turns us down

[Pizy 17,225]

Just when I thought it couldn't get worse. I'm convinced now that someone is actively sabotaging this club.

PETER FUCKING CROUCH!? Isn't he like 40 years old? 

What is happening!?

[Alabama 1,976]

please close this thread....

[Pizy 17,225]

Honestly, I'd rather stick David Luiz up front than sign Crouch. 

[The Chels 2,502]

A certain somebody's desperation to buy a useless lump up front is staggering. Stay strong Marina, don't give in.

[!Hazard! 3,394]

Just get Heskey ffs

[mccg 1,528]

Vincent Aboubakar

[Pizy 17,225]

"Peter Crouch" is trending worldwide on Twitter currently with the entire football world laughing at us.

This has to be a fucking troll. I refuse to believe that this would even be a possibility. I don't even think bottom of the table Swansea would take Crouch yet the reigning champions apparently would. Madness.

[Laylabelle 9,166]

Is someone taking the mick hahah

[OneMoSalah 8,273]

Whoever opened this thread should be banned for pulling everyones pisser/potentially causing everyone to have a heart attack in relation to this news. Noooooooo way is this happening. 

[BMox81 193]

Screw it, I’m all in on this.

They don’t care anymore so neither am I!

[Laylabelle 9,166]

Thing is this wouldn't surprise me if real.. After Carroll.. 

[milka 3,193]

Nwankwo Kanu to come out of retirement to join Chelsea this January as club target more legs to partner Morata upfront. (Upside Down)

[YorkshireBlue 2,359]

Some on misunderstood april fools? Toooo early haha

[Pizy 17,225]

Why not Yao Ming? 

[turgi 64]

I miss Emenalo now

[ChelseaFanUK 1,014]

Has to be a joke.  Lazy journalism, please, please, please

 

I dont care whether he supported the club as a boy, hes 37 and fucking shite

[DDA 9,011]

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