Peter Crouch

[Leif 6,006]

Not to put a 'kick me' label on my back, but up until 2014 or so I always sort of, on a small level wanted Crouch here (i like options.) 

Crouch is simply a freak of genetics. And his freakish build pretty much negates the need for pace & stamina; his role is to be scrappy and get a goal no matter what, and he often does, with a smile on his faceSo i'd take him as a back up for 1 season. I easily see him scoring from free-kicks & corners to down our biggest rivals having come on late in games. But I don't actually think we'll sign him. Strikers with pure Premier League experience though, never a bad thing for a back up.

[the wes 7,212]

17 hours ago, drog.ba said:

We'll try for Akinfenwa when Crouch turns us down

 

[ChelseaFanUK 1,014]

another thing, normally with Stoke news rob Dorsett from Sky is pretty decent and The Stoke Sentinel would be all over it... absolutely zilch.   Makes me confident its BS

[manpe 10,855]

8 minutes ago, ChelseaFanUK said:

another thing, normally with Stoke news rob Dorsett from Sky is pretty decent and The Stoke Sentinel would be all over it... absolutely zilch.   Makes me confident its BS

If this is a troll article by The Telegraph then I'm diasppointed, somewhy I always considered them reliable. Especially since it was written by their chief football writer, more like chief bullshitter then. Wonder how it flies with Matt Law who probably works hard to give us solid info, and he works for such a cunt. Sam Wallace and John Percy, remember those names.

[ChelseaFanUK 1,014]

22 minutes ago, manpe said:

If this is a troll article by The Telegraph then I'm diasppointed, somewhy I always considered them reliable. Especially since it was written by their chief football writer, more like chief bullshitter then. Wonder how it flies with Matt Law who probably works hard to give us solid info, and he works for such a cunt. Sam Wallace and John Percy, remember those names.

http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/stoke-city-chelsea-crouch-coates-1089622

[manpe 10,855]

http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/stoke-city-chelsea-crouch-coates-1089622

Telegraph, fucking click whores.

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