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Wish we'd play the youth for this. As well as Jose and the board it is the spineless first team squad who got us into this mess but they are clearly incapable of getting us out of it so what do we have to lose?

With a bit of luck we might play them in their actual positions rather than at full back. Drop Courtois. He's rubbish. Drop Ivan and Cahill. Keep Azpi. He actually tries. Pedro can sit on the bench and Hazard can too if he's finished framing Di Maria's shirt. Fortunately Costa will be banned anyway because he can't act like a grown up on the pitch.

 

Obviously none of this will actually happen and it will be another painful 90 minutes watching that sister shagging fuckwotsit Oscar misplace 5 yard passes, Cahill backing off Payet all the way to Fulham Road and Pedro dribbling the ball off the pitch like a Labrador playing fetch. We will go 1-0 up and concede a late equaliser, probably from another corner that Tbo misses and tucked away by their shittest player at the Shed end with half our players somehow on the floor or bundled on each other and tangled in the back of the net like a school of sardines captured in the Atlantic.

 

Don't argue. It's a fact. It happened against Bournemouth, Southampton, Stoke, Watford, Palace and all sorts of other shite 

 

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17 hours ago, Azpinator said:

Don't the youth players have their own youth league to worry about?

Well if we had our way, the crap players who don't give anything in the first team should be demoted to the Youth, and we'll have the Youth which play for the badge.

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1 hour ago, CHOULO19 said:

If we go with a 'full strength' (LOL) XI, I genuinely don't know if I can get myself to watch. 

It is funny how our full strength line u op just makes everyone go oh crap straight away. They just aren't capable and when they are it don't last.

 

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-------------------Thibo----------------------

Azpi-------Miazga----Ivanovic------Rahman

 

--------------RLC----Cesc---------------------

Pedro----------Willian--------------Pato/Hazard

 

-------------------Traore/Remy---------------

 

Don't really give a fuck about what happens in this match, but would be nice to see us ending Wet Spam's top four hope.

 

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10 hours ago, MichaelDance said:

Well if we had our way, the crap players who don't give anything in the first team should be demoted to the Youth, and we'll have the Youth which play for the badge.

Sure, in a perfect world though.

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2 hours ago, Yeboii said:

Pretty gutted after the loss. What matters now is blooding the young players.

Courtois
Azpi, Terry (? maybe Miazga as I've lost patience in Cahill), Iva, Baba
Mikel, RLC
Hazard/Pato, Willian, Kenedy
Traoré/Pato

Mate. honestly how could you have lost patience with Cahill but not Iva who was sitting on his ass when lukaku owned him for the goal.

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