Alexandre Pato

[Polo7 3,496]

1 minute ago, BleedsBlue said:

stepping stone move for his Career. Will attract a lot of media attention and probably engineer a move back to his preferred club AC Milan. 

Lol what.....

[OhForAGreavsie 6,057]

8 minutes ago, BleedsBlue said:

stepping stone move for his Career. Will attract a lot of media attention and probably engineer a move back to his preferred club AC Milan. 

I'll be shocked if Milan want him back. Ever. That said, I didn't think that we would want him and yet we clearly do. I can only hope my view of Pato as a somewhat talented but nevertheless overrated and ineffective player in the Robinho mould, is wrong.

[OhForAGreavsie 6,057]

2 hours ago, Barbara said:

Brace yourselves because you're going to miss Torres.

I'm depressed. I wish someone at the club was listening to you.

[OhForAGreavsie 6,057]

3 hours ago, Barbara said:

Has never been to start with

Stop it now please Barbara, I'm depressed enough about this deal already.

Let's just hope for a 3 month honeymoon period where things go his way, he looks good, and helps us win some games. Of course we'll probably then shove a five year deal at him but let's cross that bridge of sighs when we come to it.

[Spike 12,049]

24 minutes ago, BleedsBlue said:

stepping stone move for his Career. Will attract a lot of media attention and probably engineer a move back to his preferred club AC Milan. 

 

Yeah, he going to go back to the club where he is Ex is the president. 

[LAM09 7,043]

Done deal. Happy it's only a loan

[robsblubot 3,595]

4 hours ago, the wes said:

Who's the blonde she smoking hot 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiorella_Mattheis

patos girl

Good signing!  (just to be clear: I meant Fiorella, not Pato) 

 

[Special Juan 28,094]

I really don't know what to think, I'm not expecting anything from him, so anything else is a bonus.

[BleedsBlue 1,549]

1 hour ago, Spike said:

 

Yeah, he going to go back to the club where he is Ex is the president. 

Inter Milan then.. 

[Melanicus 5,208]

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18 minutes ago, Melanicus said:

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Don't forget about the part where we kept changing managers in the hopes of getting Torres firing.

To be fair to Falcao, he would be making the same either way, since we are only paying 50% of his wages.

[Spike 12,049]

28 minutes ago, Melanicus said:

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[milka 3,390]

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[jernej93 569]

1 hour ago, milka said:

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This is a joke, absolute joke! We have Football league Championship player of the season 2014/2015 aged 22 and the best striker in Eredivisie in second half of the season aged 20 but we rather bought Alexandre Pato. Seriously?