The Hiddink Thread

[DYC. 7,542]

9 minutes ago, Barbara said:

if that's you calling him lucky, shall we keep him in the technical staff just for lucky charm effects?

Guus should be put in a giant oven and his body juices should be bottled. And the players have to drink it. Anyone who refuses doesn't get paid. Punishment for 15/16.

6 minutes ago, MefiX19 said:

What's this? Some alien codes or something?

It's Dutch, baby. You weren't that far off.

[Blue Armour 4,278]

2 minutes ago, DYC. said:

Guus should be put in a giant oven and his body juices should be bottled. And the players have to drink it.

 

DAFUQ?

[Fernando 6,453]

You guys obviously underestimate the power that a good end to the season can have for the next one.

Do you guys forgot how we finished in the first time hiddink was here?

It helped the new incoming manager which was carlo.

And i don't dismissed this as well how it will help Conte when he comes for next season.

[Special Juan 27,422]

I just want to thank the bloke for pulling us out of a complete relegation mess to this, it's truly top class from the bloke.

[Iggy Doonican 4,186]

33 minutes ago, DYC. said:

Guus should be put in a giant oven and his body juices should be bottled. And the players have to drink it. Anyone who refuses doesn't get paid. Punishment for 15/16.

It's Dutch, baby. You weren't that far off.

A Dutch Oven means something entirely different over here !

a dutch oven

one who passes gas under the cover, and forces his or her spouse,or companion to smell their creation by throwing the cover over ones head..

ryan passed gas and thought to himself "thats a good one" and felt it should not go unnoticed, so he pulled the covers over unexpecting carrie's head. hearing her curse and and gag he is satisfied. thus giving her a dutch oven.

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

”Oh, Hiddink is magic, he wears a magic hat...

[Jase 43,479]

One question - why did he not put a defender on the bench today? No, I'm not considering Kenedy as one. That was a bloody huge risk and could have easily backfired had someone in defence, especially any of the CBs, got injured.

[Jase 43,479]

Premier League form table since Mourinho got sacked...

[Laylabelle 9,351]

Nearly top half of the table :-D one more place to go

[Unionjack 7,531]

Liking Guus more and more I am.

Even if he does make some strange decisions. Watching his interviews you can see hes got a strong liking for the club.

[RoyalBlues 4,050]

Shame he will be leaving after the end of season. But, maybe it is the right time for him to get some extra bucks for his savings somewhere in China. Hope he could give us some more silverwares before that.

[Kieran. 6,317]

3 hours ago, MrExcalibur100 said:

This clueless old clown continues to play Hazard and Willian on the wrong wing. How daft do you have to be not to realize that Hazard is much better on the left. Ditto Willian. Play Hazard on the left and Willian on the right. Fucksake, you old shite. 

Lmao you're such a jerk.

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

Guus da Goose GOAT! 

"Can't Stop. Won't Stop." 

[Tomo 21,733]

Five points behind United in freefall if they lose today and three behind Liverpool all be it they have a game in hand, also we are only seven points behind West Ham who are 5th with the Hammers still to come to Stamford Bridge.

If it weren't for Leicesters miracle season we would still have a chance for 4th, typical!!!!!

[Unionjack 7,531]

1 hour ago, Tomo said:

Five points behind United in freefall if they lose today and three behind Liverpool all be it they have a game in hand, also we are only seven points behind West Ham who are 5th with the Hammers still to come to Stamford Bridge.

If it weren't for Leicesters miracle season we would still have a chance for 4th, typical!!!!!

I'm an eternal optimist and it's not over till the Fat Spanish Waiter sings!

[Fernando 6,453]

One thing I'm glad about Hiddink is that he brought back the joy of futbol. 

With Mourinho it was getting boring. It was always about a conspiracy, ref and all that shenanigans. 

So glad that we can just focus on futbol and tactics. 

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

Last time there was a 29th of February, Chelsea won the champions league. In that season we also struggled in the league, was still in the fa cup and had sacked a Portuguese prior to it. Illuminati

[LAM09 6,744]

Trying to do his best Mou impression