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hey guys, lately ive been very depressed, i am 27 years old and a virgin, why cant i get a girlfriend, im 6ft1 and girls are attracted to me but i am afraid to talk to them, i dont know why, if a girl invites me somewhere i would say yeah but i wouldnt go, they scare me, i dont know what happened cause when i was 11 i had two girlfriends

Alcohol bro. Have lots of it. Send a few drunk texts.

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hey guys, lately ive been very depressed, i am 27 years old and a virgin, why cant i get a girlfriend, im 6ft1 and girls are attracted to me but i am afraid to talk to them, i dont know why, if a girl invites me somewhere i would say yeah but i wouldnt go, they scare me, i dont know what happened cause when i was 11 i had two girlfriends

Legit.

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hey guys, lately ive been very depressed, i am 27 years old and a virgin, why cant i get a girlfriend, im 6ft1 and girls are attracted to me but i am afraid to talk to them, i dont know why, if a girl invites me somewhere i would say yeah but i wouldnt go, they scare me, i dont know what happened cause when i was 11 i had two girlfriends

Youre not 27 you are 36 and your name is Rio Ferdinand

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hey guys, lately ive been very depressed, i am 27 years old and a virgin, why cant i get a girlfriend, im 6ft1 and girls are attracted to me but i am afraid to talk to them, i dont know why, if a girl invites me somewhere i would say yeah but i wouldnt go, they scare me, i dont know what happened cause when i was 11 i had two girlfriends

This doesn't concern this thread so please seek advice from a friend or family.

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hey guys, lately ive been very depressed, i am 27 years old and a virgin, why cant i get a girlfriend, im 6ft1 and girls are attracted to me but i am afraid to talk to them, i dont know why, if a girl invites me somewhere i would say yeah but i wouldnt go, they scare me, i dont know what happened cause when i was 11 i had two girlfriends

Don't worry, braz. You are almost a wizard. Sex is overrated when you can get fucking powers.

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hey guys, lately ive been very depressed, i am 27 years old and a virgin, why cant i get a girlfriend, im 6ft1 and girls are attracted to me but i am afraid to talk to them, i dont know why, if a girl invites me somewhere i would say yeah but i wouldnt go, they scare me, i dont know what happened cause when i was 11 i had two girlfriends

Ok the happy one. In the words of Jose Mourinho you lack balls. Just buy a Diego Costa and everything will return to normal

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Hopefully our players realize that opening a nice big gap on City is still very much on with them playing United. I fancy them to beat City so we can't afford to let this terrible QPR side take points against us.

I hope we absolutely blitz them from the opening whistle with the high press and end the match by halftime. Maybe even rest Oscar here and push Cesc up field with Ramires and Matic in the middle.

Also hope Luis has another fantastic match so José has a real selection headache on his hands when Azpi returns. Love watching Filipe play. So good on the ball.

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I heard/read that Costa was back in training. I think he is looking to double up his goal tally for the season.

That would be awesome. I wonder if he's gonna start, come on or play the full 90 minutes though.

I hope he starts and scores 2 quick ones so we can semi-rest him after that :)

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hey guys, lately ive been very depressed, i am 27 years old and a virgin, why cant i get a girlfriend, im 6ft1 and girls are attracted to me but i am afraid to talk to them, i dont know why, if a girl invites me somewhere i would say yeah but i wouldnt go, they scare me, i dont know what happened cause when i was 11 i had two girlfriends

Get drunk or get high. Worked for me.
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hey guys, lately ive been very depressed, i am 27 years old and a virgin, why cant i get a girlfriend, im 6ft1 and girls are attracted to me but i am afraid to talk to them, i dont know why, if a girl invites me somewhere i would say yeah but i wouldnt go, they scare me, i dont know what happened cause when i was 11 i had two girlfriends

Just talk to them. That's the biggest thing to get over I suppose but it's really as simple as that.
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hey guys, lately ive been very depressed, i am 27 years old and a virgin, why cant i get a girlfriend, im 6ft1 and girls are attracted to me but i am afraid to talk to them, i dont know why, if a girl invites me somewhere i would say yeah but i wouldnt go, they scare me, i dont know what happened cause when i was 11 i had two girlfriends

Dude grab yourself a pocket full of dollas & cruise your local red light district. I know you got one close to where you live.

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hey guys, lately ive been very depressed, i am 27 years old and a virgin, why cant i get a girlfriend, im 6ft1 and girls are attracted to me but i am afraid to talk to them, i dont know why, if a girl invites me somewhere i would say yeah but i wouldnt go, they scare me, i dont know what happened cause when i was 11 i had two girlfriends

Just watch Chelsea vs Qphaha and you will feeling much better after that.

Ps: did your account get hacked?

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