Ryan Bertrand

[BlueLion. 21,491]

I thought it was this:

"Calling your penis Torres because you can't score."

"Calling your penis Kalou because you can't even dribble."

[J.F. 1,484]

I thought it was this:

"Calling your penis Torres because you can't score."

"Calling your penis Kalou because you can't even dribble."

Don't call your penis Kalou because he isn't that bad.

[Ollie 4,400]

That 4 year deal worried me... i was almost looking for something to smash. I got into a hot, nervous flush. Bastard Alex.

[J.F. 1,484]

Calling your penis Kalou because u can't score.

Salomon Kalou scored his 13^th international goal as Ivory Coast made light of the absence of Didier Drogba by hammering Rwanda in an Africa Cup of Nations qualifier on Saturday.

i was wrong.

[Hysteria 159]

From @chelseafc, the club's official Twitter:

Oh god, thx Zeus it was a joke hahaha,

[Ollie 4,400]

Rwanda is about his level

[jAMAL j 13]

I think Kalou should go on loan in the french league , He is a good player but kalou doesn*t have the power to play in the premier league .

[BlueLion. 21,491]

That 4 year deal worried me... i was almost looking for something to smash. I got into a hot, nervous flush. Bastard Alex.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

I'm better than him and I'm a fucking goalkeeper.

[ChelseaChick 430]

You're the only one that does, even his mother hates him.

Alex you actually need a slap.

[manpe 10,861]

Lol I read some posts from last year's summer where BlueLion was defending Kalou and saying he is a good super-sub and a decent squad player yada yada, bringing out his impressive stats and stuff.. but now he's not far from Term X's hatred level towards Kalou FC Just goes to show what a shit season kalou had

[Kostas 1,468]

Sounds like an anomaly. Kalou in 10/11 was certainly not as bad as he was in 09/10, his worst season at Chelsea equal only to his truly horrific first season. I expect the current feeling won't last and that once a new thread opens to assess his ability it will once again be TX and a few others against all those striving to "defend" a Chelsea player.

[LDN Blue 7,903]

Sounds like an anomaly. Kalou in 10/11 was certainly not as bad as he was in 09/10, his worst season at Chelsea equal only to his truly horrific first season. I expect the current feeling won't last and that once a new thread opens to assess his ability it will once again be TX and a few others against all those striving to "defend" a Chelsea player.

Repetitive isn't it?

We can only hope he's sold soon so we can forget the Kalou threads.. (Idealistic world, much?)

[Kostas 1,468]

Repetitive isn't it?

We can only hope he's sold soon so we can forget the Kalou threads.. (Idealistic world, much?)

Pretty much. As far as I'm concerned there should be a website similar to the famous www.howlonguntilbushisgone.com with a few tweaks and the target date being June 30 2012.

[zolayes 14,489]

when Kalou goes ..there will be another target ,,Mikel ...Luiz ...Lukaku ....????/BUT there will be at least

one scapegoat ....just hope it's not AVB