Demba Ba

[Ollie 4,400]

Bench the donkey and play the sheep. Feed the sheep and baaaa will score!

Great signing, nice to see us sign a lesser named striker for only £7m, it's so nice to see. Can use him on FIFA too with twat face in a 4-4-2, finally 2 strikers yay lol.

I hope he starts tomorrow, i'm looking so forward to this. I always get excited seeing new signings but to see a striker is nice. Anelka, Jan 08, Torres, Jan 11, Ba, Jan 13. We have a habbit of January (Panic?) Striker signings don't we.

[Hutcho 8,443]

Next season, how about a little 4-4-2 action with Ba and Lukaku... Now that would be a powerful front line...

[klopfzeichen 78]

Ba >>>>>>>>>>>>> Falcao.

There, I said it.

[Irakozium257 350]

Next season, how about a little 4-4-2 action with Ba and Lukaku... Now that would be a powerful front line...

LOL yeah, I can already imagine defenders having nightmares before games against us, just like white people in the U.S. shake with fear when the thought of going to prison arises.

[Muzchap 8,966]

Is BA the shortest name we've ever had on a shirt?

[Milan 17,862]

Can't wait to see him in the Chelsea shirt! I want more of these gifs in the royal blue colour!

[DONI. 1,291]

Can't wait to see him in the Chelsea shirt! I want more of these gifs in the royal blue colour!

He has the power,Torres hasn't

[Eggman 118]

the forum is definitely in a chipper mood now that we (finally) actually have a striker in the squad.

Demba Ba Ba Ba Baracuda!!!!!

[Hamilton 2,120]

From transfermarkt.co.uk, look at the current rumour..

[Atholy 1,293]

Weird. I was just on the Chelsea site and it hadn't been updated.

Is that a scar on the middle of his forehead?

Some muslims get this mark on there head from praying on rough surfaces over a prolonged time period.

No kidding!

I prefer the Christian version => the result of making to many crosses with rough hands

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

he actually shoots at goal? immediately 10x better.

[Milan 17,862]

he actually shoots at goal? immediately 10x better.

He doesn't even need 10 seconds and 10 special touches to accommodate himself in the box. Something we haven't seen in months.

[osgoodisgod 150]

Genuinely very pleased at this bit of business - a good, hard working, seemingly level headed young man who already knows where the goal is in big EPL games. Cheap at half the price and has great potential for us. Good he passed his medical, I expected him to fail it and sign anyway.

He seems pleased to be here, is respectful and looks suitably hungry for some game time. I think he'll be sub for a few games, wipe the floor with Torres then TFW won't have any option but to play him from the start. It'll be good goals for 4th at least and he'll be used to the club before the next CL.

[Kezza 1,965]

Fuckin oats! Fantastic signing!!

Replacing one black guy with another, least the club listened to the people when we wanted a replacement for drogba.

[Stats 7,060]

Just what the hell is that black mark just above his forehead? I never noticed that at Newcastle.

[Ollie 4,400]

I liked hearing that Rafa is considering playing him with Torres. Gives us another option too with some kind of 4-4-2 variation. Tbh i'd like to see Torres behind Ba it times, it could work. I'm excited.

[Hutcho 8,443]

Just what the hell is that black mark just above his forehead? I never noticed that at Newcastle.

Its the mark from all the defenders he has heabutted out the way.

[Hutcho 8,443]

I liked hearing that Rafa is considering playing him with Torres. Gives us another option too with some kind of 4-4-2 variation. Tbh i'd like to see Torres behind Ba it times, it could work. I'm excited.

About 2 miles behind.