Fernando Torres

[Henrique 9,133]

Being replaced by Javier, who played as a CF, was embarrassing for him, and even more for Del Bosque.

[Sovieticus 743]

Spend a winter in Scotland - and I will consider you a man

Well then I'm a more than a man then. Winter averagely is -19C here with bunch of snow.

[OneMoSalah 8,885]

Being replaced by Javier, who played as a CF, was embarrassing for him, and even more for Del Bosque.

Really didn't get that substitution as Spain didn't even look to play a more direct kind of game with him on. What an idiotic substitution by Del Bosque. Still gutted they went through, thought the Italians did very very well apart from missing easy chances.

Anyway Torres did alright. In comparison to that game at the Bridge vs Juve was a major improvement. Still a shit cunt though.

[edetarod 2,155]

that moment when you realize, he's going to win the golden boot at the confed cup

[lucio 5,418]

that moment when you realize, he's going to win the golden boot at the confed cup

the golden boot in this tournament shouldnt exist because of tahiti. unfair for anyone who dosent play vs them.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Torres, oddly, has got to be one of the most decorated footballers on the planet. The only thing he could never get was the Ballon D'or.

[Blue Roar 240]

that moment when you realize, he's going to win the golden boot at the confed cup

[zolayes 14,489]

Well then I'm a more than a man then. Winter averagely is -19C here with bunch of snow.

that counts as summer in Aberdeen

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Just quickly, while we're on the subject of weather, a little while ago an Aussie show was making fun of a British news bulletin that was reporting on a 'heat wave' showing people lying shirtless in parks and going to beaches to escape the heat........It was about 20 degrees. That's a chilly day in Oz.

Toughen up Poms.

[Blue Roar 240]

Just quickly, while we're on the subject of weather, a little while ago an Aussie show was making fun of a British news bulletin that was reporting on a 'heat wave' showing people lying shirtless in parks and going to beaches to escape the heat........It was about 20 degrees. That's a chilly day in Oz.

Toughen up Poms.

[Duppy Conqueror 1,528]

Just quickly, while we're on the subject of weather, a little while ago an Aussie show was making fun of a British news bulletin that was reporting on a 'heat wave' showing people lying shirtless in parks and going to beaches to escape the heat........It was about 20 degrees. That's a chilly day in Oz.

Toughen up Poms.

One last dig by the Aussie media before the ashes massacre begins...

[Sovieticus 743]

that counts as summer in Aberdeen

That was just average take in winter. But yeah seems like they have nice weather too

[edenhazard17 281]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arsenal-transfer-news-fernando-torres-2011565

Chelsea's Fernando Torres emerges as Arsenal transfer target to partner Gonzalo Higuain

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger wants to bring Fernando Torres to the Emirates, write Dean Jones and Dave Kidd of the Sunday People .

And Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho is ready to let the Spaniard leave.

The shock Gunners move comes as Blues insiders claim Mourinho considers only FIVE of the Chelsea squad are certain starters for the new season.

Spanish wizard Juan Mata and Brazil defender David Luiz are NOT among the five – and could also be waving farewell to the Premier League this summer.

But it’s news of Arsenal’s move for striker Torres – who is wanted at the Emirates along with Real Madrid star Gonzalo Higuain – that will create shockwaves.

The ambitious Gunners board are desperate for star signings after years of letting their biggest names leave.

Lol, this is the biggest joke ever.

[ZanSnake 1,211]

PLEASE!!

BE TRUE!

Anyway where is better then here!

[Magic Lamps 11,692]

Well then I'm a more than a man then. Winter averagely is -19C here with bunch of snow.

then you are surely not in Zambia.

Back to Torres:

2010 World Cup with a couple of futile sub-apppearances and literally not contribution to the team. - World Champion

2012 wins Champions League with his only countable contribution in the knock-out stages being an assists vs an unorganized benfica and an unnecessary goal vs Barca when he had only the goalie in front of him - CL winner

2012 wins European Championships with one full and two sub appearances scoring two saveable goals vs a depleted Shay Given and Ireland and one after the match is already decided. Wins golden boot because he also assists a 4th goal when he is too chicken to shoot himself and on least minutes needed for the three goals - European Champion and European Golden boot

2013 wins Fifa confed cup and golden boot because of 4 goals against Tahiti