manpe 10,861 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 You sound like you're working out for proper reasons It's people who do it to be 'cool' or to attract girls that I don't like.At least men's way of impressing women is healthy. Women just apply makeup, which is unhealthy and fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 That's for dickheads (no offence). People who build muscle for no reason other than to attract women. Stop being so shallow and superficial and have some confidence in yourself. I'm skinny, very skinny, and I don't have a lot of muscle on me. The only limitation I have in life is that I have to be more cautious walking around the streets where I live after dark. Even if I was big, what difference will a few dozen kilograms of muscle make when the other guy has a knife or a gun?N.b.: I don't want this to sound like a rant against you Art. Just this whole bodybuilding culture in general. Its excessive and in the end pointless. This isn't 10000 BC, we have machinery now to substitute for pure muscle.I don't try to build muscle to attract women I to try and enhance how I play in football by having a bit of upper body strength. Right enough I'm not anywhere near big yet but I want to be a bit bigger so I can just be better using my upper body to hold the ball up etc .I play in a local league and I sometimes get pushed about by big cunts so I want to stop that happening, because they aren't even built most of them are just 17-20 stone beasts who hack fuck out of you!Anyway I don't understand why people people seem to class darts as a sport, how the fuck can it be a sport? All your doing is throwing a needle at a board basically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Anyway I don't understand why people people seem to class darts as a sport, how the fuck can it be a sport? All your doing is throwing a needle at a board basically. Have you ever played darts? It takes incredible skill and effort. Especially after 10 pints. The arm strength they show is phenomenal. The accuracy, the excitement, the precision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Have you ever played darts? It takes incredible skill and effort. Especially after 10 pints. The arm strength they show is phenomenal. The accuracy, the excitement, the precision.What?!?!!?!1?!?!?! There is excitement when you play darts? The "professionals" don't show that they just look dire as fuck 24/7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 What?!?!!?!1?!?!?! There is excitement when you play darts? The "professionals" don't show that they just look dire as fuck 24/7Yeah, one time, one guy didn't shake the other guys hand. There was uproar!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 If darts is so easy how come I suck at it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 If darts is so easy how come I suck at it?Hahahahahahahahahaahahah! Doctors can't play darts. Silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Yeah, one time, one guy didn't shake the other guys hand. There was uproar!!!!!!Still darts looks awful, the cunts sit throwing needles at a board looking as if they'd rather be at home having a wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Term-X 7,891 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 People who camp outside the Apple store to buy the latest Iphone/Ipad, staff members hugging them and giving them hi-5's. Customers jumping for joy and going hysterical like they've just had a religious experience upon purchase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Still darts looks awful, the cunts sit throwing needles at a board looking as if they'd rather be at home having a wank.You can say that about any sport though.Football - You're just kicking a ball aroundRugby - You're just throwing a ball aroundGolf - You're just hitting a ball aroundTennis - You're just hitting a ball back and forthCricket - You're just hitting a ball with a batYou just don't like darts because no balls are involved and you love balls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Hahahahahahahahahaahahah! Doctors can't play darts. Silly.You're a doctor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 You can say that about any sport though.Football - You're just kicking a ball aroundRugby - You're just throwing a ball aroundGolf - You're just hitting a ball aroundTennis - You're just hitting a ball back and forthCricket - You're just hitting a ball with a batYou just don't like darts because no balls are involved and you love balls!LIESSSSSSSSS, DARTS ISN'T A SPORT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Women........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 You just don't like darts because no balls are involved and you love balls! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duppy Conqueror 1,539 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 my fitness and strength was insane in the army. the appetite i built up then is still there (e.g my body still craves a full english breakfast at 6am every morning) but 21 operations have made my body not be able to work out even a tenth as much as i would back then. i class myself as fat now but nobody else calls me fat.with fitness and being healthy although diet is important all foods are fine depending on moderation and how much exercise you do. if i ate everything i ate in the army with the level of exercise i now do. i would have exploded a long time ago..i ate over 6,000 calories a day atleast..now i eat around 1,800.i don`t see the point of body building to the extreme to get women...what`s the point of getting a hot woman when your cock is not much bigger than a tic tac.i have many scars on my body and a pretty fucked up head and almost zero chances of employment now. but enough women to retire now and say i`ve had my share and live with the great memories.things i just cannot understand..cyber bullying would be one of the new ones. i`d never back down from a fight if anyone wants to start face to face. that`s not me trying to act hard but i can`t see what pain any man could inflict on me to what i`ve already felt. but to start fights with people from the "safety" of behind a computer..just seems so cowardly a thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Fucking American commentators! Drives me nuts, I don't understand why the TV company can't employ british commentators to present football.All they do is have a wank fest over Messi and Ronaldo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 i have many scars on my body and a pretty fucked up head and almost zero chances of employment now. Can you explain why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 my fitness and strength was insane in the army. the appetite i built up then is still there (e.g my body still craves a full english breakfast at 6am every morning) but 21 operations have made my body not be able to work out even a tenth as much as i would back then. i class myself as fat now but nobody else calls me fat.with fitness and being healthy although diet is important all foods are fine depending on moderation and how much exercise you do. if i ate everything i ate in the army with the level of exercise i now do. i would have exploded a long time ago..i ate over 6,000 calories a day atleast..now i eat around 1,800.i don`t see the point of body building to the extreme to get women...what`s the point of getting a hot woman when your cock is not much bigger than a tic tac.i have many scars on my body and a pretty fucked up head and almost zero chances of employment now. but enough women to retire now and say i`ve had my share and live with the great memories.things i just cannot understand..cyber bullying would be one of the new ones. i`d never back down from a fight if anyone wants to start face to face. that`s not me trying to act hard but i can`t see what pain any man could inflict on me to what i`ve already felt. but to start fights with people from the "safety" of behind a computer..just seems so cowardly a thing to do.You sound like thug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Fucking American commentators! Drives me nuts, I don't understand why the TV company can't employ british commentators to present football.All they do is have a wank fest over Messi and Ronaldofox soccer channel do, which im soo happy bout even italian ones for seria a. but when the games are shown on espn (when ian darke, macmanhan, and robbie mustoe are absent) God have mercy, i just wana shoot the U.S replacemnts, especially alexi lalas, and dome other cynt face i'll prob remeber when im takin a shower or something. just annoys me aswell and im american... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 fox soccer channel do, which im soo happy bout even italian ones for seria a. but when the games are shown on espn (when ian darke, macmanhan, and robbie mustoe are absent) God have mercy, i just wana shoot the U.S replacemnts, especially alexi lalas, and dome other cynt face i'll prob remeber when im takin a shower or something. just annoys me aswell and im american...I was just listening to ones on NBC i think, for the Olympics, didnt get their names.Theres just something about English commentators that make the game easier to watch.goes for many other sports to. Except motor racing, I dunno why lol but british commentators don't work in motor racing.I dont even like hearing NZ or Australian commentators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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