Robin van Persie joins Manchester United

[Pacquiao 1,834]

[jmarlow 458]

  On 21/08/2012 at 12:03, Pacquiao said:

:lol2:

Quality!!!

[Laylabelle 9,449]

Doubt be laughing for long cause they can get jammy but for now its fun lol

[Kez 2,727]

I take it he had a shocker on his debut?

[Laylabelle 9,449]

In fairness he only played about 20 mins.But did seem fans were expecting him to come on and just instantly be amazing and werent exactly the case..heres hoping it carries on lol

[Fulham Broadway 17,092]

Van Persie out for rest of season after Ferguson shouted at him

22-08-12

ROBIN Van Persie is expected to be out for at least nine months after some very loud shouting by Sir Alex Ferguson.

Van Persie will not travel without his Emotional Support Bunny

The new Manchester United star is convalescing in Holland where trained soothers are giving him a temple massage with spa water infused with essence of tulip.

Following United’s defeat to Everton, Van Persie was horrified to discover that his new manager used very nasty swear words and spoke in an aggressive tone.

Minutes later, psychiatric nurses were called to the dressing room and Van Persie was removed in a wheel chair, sobbing uncontrollably as a wet patch spread rapidly over his groin.

The Dutch star said: “Such awful words. And he threw a cup. No one has ever spoken to me like that – not my mother, my teacher, my pastor and certainly not Mr Wenger.

“My parents were artists in Rotterdam, When I was 14 and some rough girls teased me about my bow legs I ran weeping to my mother. She said to ignore them, that I had been granted twinkle toes by the angels and I was destined to dance through life, free of all horridness. But now this beastly man…”

When he first joined Feyenoord, Van Persie’s mother issued him with a note, passed on in turn to Arsene Wenger, stating that he had ‘delicate bones, delicate ligaments, delicate hamstrings and especially, delicate nerves – he is my delicate little fairy artist boy’.

But the note never reached Old Trafford and may have been lost along with Van Persie’s cotton wool padded romper suit.

Sir Alex said: “I thought I was pretty mild – I just called him a ‘useless wee bucket of fuck’.

“He started crying so I said to him, ‘harden up, it’s not as if you’re living in Glasgow’. Then he said, ‘what’s Glasgow?’ and so I told him and he started crying again.”

[gary gordon 1,777]

A lot of teams will park the bus against Man U this year, including us.. With RVP, Rooney and the likes all on the field at the same time, you would be dumb not to. This will not suit Van Persie. Most of his goals last season came in open play.

[Laylabelle 9,449]

Did help in a way Arsenal were pretty crap last year and seemed scared to try and score..hence it always being passed to Van Persie..not to take anything away he is a great player most the time just a bit hmmm