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I hate Eden Hazard because he hasn't already scored 200 goals for Chelsea and he because was bought for £32 million and because other people like him and because other people hate him and because he has blue eyes and because he has tanner skin than me and because he is a millionaire and because he is Belgian and because I'm Australian and because my water bottle is empty and because I can't find my pants and because it's 40' degrees celsius and because he missed one penalty and because he doesn't score enough for Belgium and because he is really good at doing rabonas and because he scored a corker against Stoke at the Britannia Stadium and because Chelsea bought him from Lille, only for the great Kalou to go the other way and because he wears the number 17 and because I'm hungry or hangry in this case and because he is Batman and because he isn't Batman and because every twat and their cousin says that he will join Imaginary Madrid or Farcelona one day and because he hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because Lionel Messi hasn't won a World Cup with Belgium and because neither Messi or Hazard have won the World Cup with Argentina and because he hasn't won the Ballon D'or and because he isn't as talented as Thorgan or Kylian and because he has a cool last name and because my internet speed has been slowed because I've reached my monthly allowance which is 50GB which makes me wonder how I download that much stuff, it's probably all the porn I watch or all the games and other pirated things I download, it surely can't be the fact I constantly smash the F5 on every website just to see if the interent would explode, could the internet explode, George Orwell says you can destroy the past and information and that's precisely what the internet is, so I propse to you lot that we get fifteen kilograms or C4 explosives and plant them where the internet lives and asplode the cunt just to see what happens, would the world end, or would Eden Hazard save us? Hazard would save us because he is Batman...or is he?

All good points, but I would like to add that I also hate him because he can't dribble like Ronaldinho used to, he can't finish like Fat Ronaldo used to, he can't constantly run through tight places like Messi, he can't defend like Maldini used to, he can't bend it like Beckham and he hasn't scored an overhead kick like the mighty bald ogre has. All in all I absolutely feel disgusted by him for not being the greatest player of all time.

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I'm starting to get worried about Edens career in England... The way he has been portayed in the media, with all the mistranslations, led to an image of a player with a big ego who came to the highest bidder, yet when you actually hear him speak withouten needing a translator he always come across as a guy who just wants to become the best he can be for his club and his country...

And now this happens.. Its quite desgusting how the press are willing to destroy a persons image to get a few extra clicks, and how the FA in just take every opportunity to attack anyone that doesnt play for United when public opinion allows it.

If he gets convicted by the FA, in my opinion he really should try to keep his stay in the Uk as short as possible, as this will haunt him for the rest of his career in the Premier league and i cant see somthing like this taking the same proportions in the Spanish, Iialian or German league..

Dont get me wrong i love watching Chelsea with or without Eden, but i dont think playing in a climate like this is good for him..

Nah this kind of stuff will pass, I am more concerned about his game. Image is easy to be fixed, be one of t the best player in epl and nobody will even talk about this.

He has been good this season but not special.

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All good points, but I would like to add that I also hate him because he can't dribble like Ronaldinho used to, he can't finish like Fat Ronaldo used to, he can't constantly run through tight places like Messi, he can't defend like Maldini used to, he can't bend it like Beckham and he hasn't scored an overhead kick like the mighty bald ogre has. All in all I absolutely feel disgusted by him for not being the greatest player of all time.

is he even as good as Torres?????

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5 games, only? For such a low act, I was thinking more than 10. You cannot hit a child, even if you barely touch him and he is behaving unfairly.

Also, not many children are old enough to enlist in the army in a few months so they can fight Taliban warriors with big guns.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2269090/Rafa-Benitez-appeal-FA-extend-Eden-Hazard-ball-boy-ban.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Rafa Benitez claimed Chelsea will appeal if the FA's independent regulatory commission increases Eden Hazard's suspension.

The £32m Chelsea winger has until 6pm on Tuesday to respond to an FA charge after he kicked a ball-boy during the Capital One Cup semi-final at Swansea on Wednesday.

Hazard is already serving a three match ban, which started in today's FA Cup tie at Brentford, but the FA want the punishment increased.


Benitez said: 'Three games is enough. We have lost a player for three games, but to lose him for any more would be wrong.


'If there is an additional punishment we won't accept it because we believe three games is already enough.'

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