Eden Hazard

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Prepare for the wrath of BlueLion...

[capriccioso 2,545]

This is hilarious!

Won't somebody please think of the children!!

Here is a map. The primary school is marked with blue, the brothel in red, and the porn shop in yellow:

[Bir_CFC 3,455]

So yesterday in FIFA I updated Chelsea. Transferred over Hazard, Marin and Hulk. Released Drogba, Kalou & Bosingwa.

Well for the first 2 games Hazard did not play good, I was not happy at all. Fans were booing. Hulk adjusted right away, scored a goal in his first appearance. Torres was awesome too, his ratings have decreased but for some reason he played better, confidence does that to you. Mata was class too but he missed some easy goals, work on that finishing Mata. BUUUUUT, then after 2 games, now Hazard was getting into it and boy that 3rd game, he ripped United a new one, scored 2 and then danced around like 4 United defenders in their box and chipped it over a hopeless Lindegaard while everyone stood in silence. WHAT A BEAST !!!!!!!!

[Shogun 721]

Your mums Cilla Black,

Will you fuck off replying, I want the last word and you're ruined my rep to post ratio. Cunt

[Shogun 721]

So yesterday in FIFA I updated Chelsea. Transferred over Hazard, Marin and Hulk. Released Drogba, Kalou & Bosingwa.

Well for the first 2 games Hazard did not play good, I was not happy at all. Fans were booing. Hulk adjusted right away, scored a goal in his first appearance. Torres was awesome too, his ratings have decreased but for some reason he played better, confidence does that to you. Mata was class too but he missed some easy goals, work on that finishing Mata. BUUUUUT, then after 2 games, now Hazard was getting into it and boy that 3rd game, he ripped United a new one, scored 2 and then danced around like 4 United defenders in their box and chipped it over a hopeless Lindegaard while everyone stood in silence. WHAT A BEAST !!!!!!!!

Reported for going off topic.

[Spike 12,049]

Well Amsterdam's closer and has weed....Is it better than Amsterdam? It's a long way to travel for prostitution!

If ye kan put uup wit ow accen, den yea. Ya welcome ta come roun, bruv. It's no worries. The weed isn as good as Amsterdam's but it's alroight. Tha flange is either loose or stuck up themselves.

[Sheva. 5,373]

You actually went and count it??

Technically yes i like reading through the thread from the last post i viewed.

And going through it, hardly saw anything Hazard related lol.

[Kezza 1,965]

Here is a map. The primary school is marked with blue, the brothel in red, and the porn shop in yellow:

Cheers bro. If I'm ever in the area and yearning for some lovin, ill just log into TC, go to this page and use this map.

[manpe 10,861]

WTF? This is hands down the worst derailment incident I've ever witnessed in any forum. For a moment I actually was wondering if I were in the wrong thread. Holy shiet

Anyway, has anybody already dreamt about Hazard? I saw a dream this night where he absolutely destroyed opponents. I usually don't remember my dreams but his dribblings were pornographic, so it sticked to my mind.

[Jase 43,479]

Technically yes i like reading through the thread from the last post i viewed.

And going through it, hardly saw anything Hazard related lol.

Too many spammers around. They should be banned!

[Spike 12,049]

WTF? This is hands down the worst derailment incident I've ever witnessed in any forum. For a moment I actually was wondering am I in the wrong thread? Holy shiet

Anyway, has anybody already dreamt about Hazard? I saw a dream this night where he absolutely destroyed opponents. I usually don't remember my dreams but his dribblings were pornographic, so it sticked to my mind.

That is disgusting. You should really read that out aloud because it sound like you dreaming of homosexual gang bangs.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Oh, shit, I've done it again.

Sorry mods. In my defence, I didn't start the off-topic ness, and it was already some 5-6 pages in before I got in on the act!

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

The lack of Hazard related news has made us delirious...especially Cap.

[Spike 12,049]

Oh, shit, I've done it again.

Sorry mods.

WRONG EVERYTHING WAS FINE TILL I SHOWED MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I AM THE BLACK KNIGHT I AM INVINCIBLE

[capriccioso 2,545]

The lack of Hazard related news has made us delirious...especially Cap.

Hey don't blame me, blame ireland, he started the rot. Then Shogun and WHS had a fight about Liverpool and I couldn't resist bringing up the fact that I live in Liverpool. And then Spike brought up that brothel/West Sydney is shit (admittedly true) and I got distracted.