Eden Hazard

[Sheva. 5,373]

You actually went and count it??

Technically yes i like reading through the thread from the last post i viewed.

And going through it, hardly saw anything Hazard related lol.

[Kezza 1,965]

Here is a map. The primary school is marked with blue, the brothel in red, and the porn shop in yellow:

Cheers bro. If I'm ever in the area and yearning for some lovin, ill just log into TC, go to this page and use this map.

[manpe 10,861]

WTF? This is hands down the worst derailment incident I've ever witnessed in any forum. For a moment I actually was wondering if I were in the wrong thread. Holy shiet

Anyway, has anybody already dreamt about Hazard? I saw a dream this night where he absolutely destroyed opponents. I usually don't remember my dreams but his dribblings were pornographic, so it sticked to my mind.

[Jase 43,479]

Technically yes i like reading through the thread from the last post i viewed.

And going through it, hardly saw anything Hazard related lol.

Too many spammers around. They should be banned!

[Spike 12,049]

WTF? This is hands down the worst derailment incident I've ever witnessed in any forum. For a moment I actually was wondering am I in the wrong thread? Holy shiet

Anyway, has anybody already dreamt about Hazard? I saw a dream this night where he absolutely destroyed opponents. I usually don't remember my dreams but his dribblings were pornographic, so it sticked to my mind.

That is disgusting. You should really read that out aloud because it sound like you dreaming of homosexual gang bangs.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Oh, shit, I've done it again.

Sorry mods. In my defence, I didn't start the off-topic ness, and it was already some 5-6 pages in before I got in on the act!

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

The lack of Hazard related news has made us delirious...especially Cap.

[Spike 12,049]

Oh, shit, I've done it again.

Sorry mods.

WRONG EVERYTHING WAS FINE TILL I SHOWED MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I AM THE BLACK KNIGHT I AM INVINCIBLE

[capriccioso 2,545]

The lack of Hazard related news has made us delirious...especially Cap.

Hey don't blame me, blame ireland, he started the rot. Then Shogun and WHS had a fight about Liverpool and I couldn't resist bringing up the fact that I live in Liverpool. And then Spike brought up that brothel/West Sydney is shit (admittedly true) and I got distracted.

[Kezza 1,965]

That is disgusting. You should really read that out aloud because it sound like you dreaming of homosexual gang bangs.

For me its the 'destroyed opponents' and 'pornographic' that gives it that image.

[Kojo 4,676]

My left hand is exhausted, and i'm right handed, well i was untill it got totally burnt out.

[Spike 12,049]

Hey don't blame me, blame ireland, he started the rot. Then Shogun and WHS had a fight about Liverpool and I couldn't resist bringing up the fact that I live in Liverpool. And then Spike brought up that brothel/West Sydney is shit (admittedly true) and I got distracted.

If an everyday discussion between men doesn't eventually evolve into discussing the locations of brothels; something is very wrong.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

If an everyday discussion between men doesn't eventually evolve into discussing the locations of brothels; something is very wrong.

[Spike 12,049]

My left hand is exhausted, and i'm right handed, well i was untill it got totally burnt out.

Both my hands are exhausted and so are hers!

[capriccioso 2,545]

Who brought up jobs, money, and other such related topics? I took that further off course by talking about some mates of mine getting dicked about by their bosses. Not quite sure how we got from insulting ireland to money/jobs/suing management; to Liverpool, England being shit, to Liverpool, New South Wales being shit; and finally, to a comprehensive guide on brothels, adult shops and other such things within Liverpool, NSW.

[Kojo 4,676]

Both my hands are exhausted and so are hers!

wtf you sicko, i was talking about my work, i have been working on this project for hours and i just can't seem to get it all done. I mean jesus what is wrong with you man.

[HNKS 508]

Can we change the name of this topic to "Eden Hazard + plus random shit when there is no new information about him signing for us".

[Term-X 7,891]

The club won't officially announce Hazard's signing until we appoint a manager. It would be wise to avoid Eden backing/praising RDM in his inaugural interview for example, PR disaster.