Eden Hazard

[laeth 527]

This is all going to end really badly, I can tell. All this started today from that fake Lille account - god I hate twitter.

[Beepu 1,714]

What? Why must you fabricate such lies

I am serious. He is unstoppable.

I believe you man, he was the only one shirtless during the UCL trophy presentation.

[petr.breu 1,618]

That would be perfect for us... Really wanna see him here...

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

It would take me 10 minutes........Shame I'm at work!

Self, self, self

[Spike 12,049]

I am serious. He is unstoppable.

Thanks man. That was the compliment my I needed to get through the week. Man, appreciate it. It's good to see people finally noticing how irresistible I am.

[capriccioso 2,545]

He's going to do a Robinho.

[i.am.blue 61]

He's going to do a Robinho.

if so, then let him go to city

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

It would make sense. We already signed Marin, De Bruyne (and Hazard). We could of course sign Hulk as a second striker but seems unlikely to me.

Why do you think Marin will be anything more than a squad player? I think its a safe assumption that if we can get hulk we will.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Thanks man. That was the compliment my I needed to get through the week. Man, appreciate it. It's good to see people finally noticing how irresistible I am.

You're not Kalou!

[Spike 12,049]

This is possibly the greatest topic to ever grace this forum. Naturally after the Champions League Final match day topic.

[MetsajCFC 1,255]

prefer Hulk

[NiclasCFC 2,582]

@ChelseaRumours Hazard is definitely not with the Belgium squad this afternoon - Had that confirmed. Hopefully at Cobham for a medical!

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

I really do believe he will sign for us. He has made up his mind so the next few days It'll be nothing but suspense. Either way, prepare for Jizz or for intense, misplaced and violent rage...

[5354 204]

i hope he doesn't get mata's no.

He's going to do a Robinho.

i thought we should had did a robinho instead... putting his shirt up for sale hahaha

[ruggedknot 105]

Robin Bairner

@RBairner

French football editor for Goal.com International.

Robin Bairner ‏@RBairner

#Hazard to #Chelsea is all go. @gstobart is all over it for Goal.com #CFC

Still a Goal journo though. As a news aggregator website ( albeit with their own editorials) ,they're bound to get more stuff wrong than right as reporting snippets from elsewhere. If there's smoke, there's gotta be a fire somewhere however.