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I am pretty sure if we sign Witsel, Aranguiz is out. However if we are to pay 34m for a cm or cm we could as well have signed schneiderlin who is younger , pl proven and homegrown.

Witsel 26 years old,Schneiderlin 25 years.

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this might be the shittest comparison of all time or quite genius but i think he's like Diaby without milk for legs

Suits me, an in form Diaby is/was brilliant.

I remember that performance he had at Anfield that time for Arsenal and he was like Essien on steroids.

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You never know how quickly things can go... But if he signs... you can go tell your friends how to correctly spell his name!

Whi(pped cream) + Sel(ma) => Just the way you would pronounce this. The only thing you still have to is add a T in between!

Whi + T + Sel

Good luck boys! Now go and brag to your friends :ph34r:

13145.jpg + Selma-a-Patty-Bouvierovy-original.png

Should have added a good ole cup of English Tea in the middle of those pics - then it would have made sense to me ;)
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You never know how quickly things can go... But if he signs... you can go tell your friends how to correctly spell his name!

Whi(pped cream) + Sel(ma) => Just the way you would pronounce this. The only thing you still have to is add a T in between!

Whi + T + Sel

Good luck boys! Now go and brag to your friends :ph34r:

13145.jpg + Selma-a-Patty-Bouvierovy-original.png

Having thought about this for 3 days now, I have still have not found a different way to pronounce Witsel that does not sound completely braindead. Honestly I have no clue what can possibly go wrong pronoucing that name. I think even people in East Germany or Bavaria would get this right.

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Having thought about this for 3 days now, I have still have not found a different way to pronounce Witsel that does not sound completely braindead. Honestly I have no clue what can possibly go wrong pronoucing that name. I think even people in East Germany or Bavaria would get this right.

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Having thought about this for 3 days now, I have still have not found a different way to pronounce Witsel that does not sound completely braindead. Honestly I have no clue what can possibly go wrong pronoucing that name. I think even people in East Germany or Bavaria would get this right.

People even manage to fuck up my name which has a soft flow to it and doesn't even contain any "weird"/unusual letters. People are stupid.

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