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I'm thinking of taking out a super injunction following new rules by the Dark Lord Tugendhat (who we shall now refer to as He-who-must-not-be-named/You-Know-Who) saying that soon they will be banned. His picture was in the Mail today, I hope it's photocopied and put up around the SB ticket offices with a label saying "Do not sell to this man."

Here's how the Mail thinks Chelsea will line up: Malouda Drogba Anelka Zhirkov Mikel Essien Cole Terry Alex Bosingwa Cech

He'll soon be playing for the best team in the Championship.

Ah well, we're at home next week.

Looks like the latest in the Climate Change (formerly Global Warming until last winter) line of blackmail. I don't really buy into climate change, myself.

To it's credit, the Mail does have Martin Samuel, who is as impartial and unbiased as you can get, as its chief sports writer.

Townsend's lineup: Cech Ivanovic Terry Alex Cole Essien Mikel Zhirkov Anelka Drogba Malouda

I read on Digital Spy's forums that an ad for next Sundays News of the World promised more shocking revelations about John Terry...originally printed January 2010. The NOTW is one of several hundred things I would take great pleasure in wiping my arse on.

RIP

Had Lucho Gonzalez marked down as a danger (he's been a pain in the arse on FM before, despite his lack of flexibility) but apparantly he hardly threatened at all.

It had to be Carlos bloody Tevez...

00/01 Man City 1-2 Chelsea 02/03 Man City 0-3 Chelsea 03/04 Man City 0-1 Chelsea 04/05 Man City 1-0 Chelsea 05/06 Man City 0-1 Chelsea 06/07 Man City 0-1 Chelsea 07/08 Man City 0-2 Chelsea 08/09 Man City 1-3 Chelsea 09/10 Man City 2-1 Chelsea I beg to differ.

Would love it if JT scored a hat trick.

The moral of the story...size does matter. If Fergie's ego wasn't so swollen, we wouldn't have Essien.

Could be worse...we could be Liverpool. Who have just been beaten on penalties by Northampton.

If it makes things hurt a little less...it's Liverpool 1-2 Northampton.

It's time to drop some F-Bombs! I did find a pretty good image of an F-explosion, but I'll save that for when we lost to a rival or get knocked out of the CL.

Joey Bastard has been brought on.

NO!

I never thought I'd say this, but thank god for incompetent refs!

Come on you Cobblers...

By the sound of things though, Liverpool are making us look good.

And now Man City are losing.

2-3 Aanholt Cross, Anelka goal, we're back in it.

If it's any consolation, Loserfail have just been pegged back.