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My predicted lineup: Cech Ferreira Ivanovic Terry © Cole Essien Mikel Lampard Anelka Drogba Malouda

What was it they said about too many cooks again...

Nope, just Ballack. http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=154361773

Here's the second verse to Kyle's Mom Bellamy is a Bitch Cunt... On Monday he's a cunt On Tuesday he's a cunt On Wednesday through Saturday he's a cunt Then on Sunday just to be different he's a super great big massive fucking cu-unt!

He might have been trying to wind up le Arse.

Here's the sample of one I'm working on... (Based on "Kyle's Mom is a bitch") Weelllllllll, Bellamy's a cunt, He's a big fat cunt, He' the biggest cunt in the whole wide world, He's a mean old cunt if there ever was a cunt He's a cunt to all the boys and girls!

Eventually Gerrard will do it, and Lamps will be captain, or it'll turn full circle in the space of two months and the captaincy will end up back where it belongs.

I say we start making TEAM LELL t-shirts. There's gold in them thar garments.

Lineups: Cech Ferreira Ivanovic Terry © Cole Essien Mikel Lampard Kalou Malouda Anelka Rooney Berbatov Nani Fletcher Scholes Valencia Evans Smalling Vidic O'Shea Van der Sar Chelsea Subs: Turnbull Carvalho Zhirkov Benayoun Drogba Kakuta Man Utd Subs: Kuszczak De Laet Brown Gibson Macheda Owen Hernandez

Why Craig Bellamy is the ideal role model. And (lifted) from South Park the Movie: Blame John Terry! Blame John Terry! We must blame him and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming us!

Winchester City FC

Happy Birthday Kez!

I can understand. The UK population has to put up with nutjobs like Abu Hamza and Anjem Chaudhary (sp?) who keep getting free rein to spout their anti-semitic, homophobic hatred. And the so-called "anti-fascists" NEVER protest against them, because while Nick Griffin must be stopped, Islamic hate preachers are, for some reason, seemingly protected under race laws.

Here's how I would like to see us... Cech Bosingwa Alex Terry Cole Ramires Essien Benayoun/Anelka Lampard Malouda/Zhirkov/Kalou Drogba

Tal Ben Haim anyone? Let's not forget Claudio Pizarro either.

Actually, it tends to be Cartman who seriously insults Jews by constantly ripping on Kyle for being a jew (Remember his "passion fan club"?) and he wouldn't last five seconds on here.

Anyone know which number he'll have? My money would be on #10.

I'm pretty sure we all remember how great Veron was.

OK, so no Anti-Semitism/Islamophobia/racist comments/hate preaching of any kind. Fair enough, good thing too. Are we still allowed to make fun of the French?

"Hello, Mr Mancini? There's this player you should buy who can stop Drogba, Rooney and Torres in their tracks, he's the best defender in the world...his name's Titus Bramble. You'll have to spend big on him though, as he's very expensive."

Epic Fail.

I'd say it goes like this: William Gallas: 1000 evil points Stephen Hunt: 957 evil points Craig Bellamy: 891 evil points Steven Gerrard: 890 evil points Robinho: 460 evil points

Doubt it - they'd have no luck conscripting at Chelsea.

I read in The Mail on Sunday that Bellamy, Ireland and de Jong - that's three quarters of Team Bridge - could be on their way out.

The song is sung at a fast pace. At least, the song it's based on is. (If that's what you mean). And it's adapted from "Kyle's mom" in the South Park film.